I do not want a belt around my neck. Ever.
If we're on the construction theme, I guess this skirt is... a utility belt?
The fanciest gardening gloves I ever did see.
THESE SLEEVES. This looks like someone found the arms of their homemade Vader costume and repurposed them.
Perfect if you are a PI who frequently roots around inside people's garbage.
One of the reviews was like, "These are clothes more suited for real life than ever, but WHOSE real life?" And that is an excellent question, and also one that the writer seems to have created for themself, by making that assertion in the first place.
This and the next slide would work nicely for Rey's real life on Jakku.
We're the FACE THONGS! Watch out!
This looks unbearably complicated to put on.
This is the outfit version of a hazing ritual, I just know it.
I cannot wait for Cardi B to decide this is hers.
I've always longed for practical cargo pants to go with my lace bodysuit/hood/FACE THONG combo.
What... is this fabric? That crotch looks like sutures.
Please tell me this is parody.
I feel like Kendall Jenner will wear this to the market.
Let's put this and the next slide on Rita Ora and Taika Waititi, as a couples exercise.
Taika will love it.
This is Flashdance in one outfit. Her welder side and her dancer side.
... did he wet himself?
I feel like Jessica Alba would have worn this in "Honey."
We'll see a version of this on Zendaya, right?
