PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Rachel Brosnahan attends the Dior show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
So, my lame joke aside, it IS hard to tell this is Rachel Brosnahan -- a bit -- because she's so fully decked out, and in stuff that doesn't seem to have much relation to her usual style. (She did take off her sunglasses; it's just a funnier ensemble with them on.) This is like if a nine-year old read a book about a French spy and was like, "I AM POSITIVE THIS IS HOW THEY DRESS."
Cara Delevingne in Dior
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Cara Delevingne arrives for the Dior fashion collection during Women's fashion week Fall/Winter 2020/21 presented in Paris
Fashion F/W 2020/21 Dior, Paris, France - 25 Feb 2020
Can we please be done with this? I CAN ONLY EAT SO MUCH PIZZA BEFORE MY VEINS CLOG.
Alexa Chung
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Alexa Chung in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
Wearing Dior
Hello, Scrolldown Fug.
Karlie Kloss in Dior
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Karlie Kloss in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
Wearing Dior
This doesn't appear to fit. Perhaps it's designed to pull that much in the bust area, but... why?
Maya Hawke in Dior
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Maya Hawke in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
Wearing Dior
For the Blair Waldorf in your life.
Demi Moore
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Demi Moore in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
Wearing Dior
So much mesh! But I am not distracted from the sheers, Demi. I am NOT.
Romee Strijd in Dior
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Romee Strijd in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
Wearing Dior
This is just a belted poncho, right? It is. I'm going with it. Are SIDES of dresses this hard to make?
Olivia Palermo in Dior
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Olivia Palermo in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
I cannot get behind this pant length making a real push.
Nina Dobrev in Dior
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Nina Dobrev in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
I like that litlte coat. But it's not a cape, girl. WEAR THE COAT.
Sigourney Weaver in Dior
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Sigourney Weaver arrives for the Dior fashion collection during Women's fashion week Fall/Winter 2020/21 presented in Paris
Fashion F/W 2020/21 Dior, Paris, France - 25 Feb 2020
Basics are chic.
Rainey Qualley
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Rainey Qualley in the front row
Dior show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 25 Feb 2020
Long-line bras are not.
Andie MacDowell in Dior
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Andie MacDowell arrives for the Dior fashion collection during Women's fashion week Fall/Winter 2020/21 presented in Paris
Fashion F/W 2020/21 Dior, Paris, France - 25 Feb 2020
Rainey needs to take style tips from her mother here. Andie looks awesome in this.
Hailey Bieber in Saint Laurent
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Hailey Bieber attends the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is a nice enough idea, but I wish it were longer. And maybe less committed to being tight? It's riding up a bit and bunching over her abdomen.
Zoe and Lenny Kravitz
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Zoe Kravitz and Lenny Kravitz attend the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Lenny looks hip as hell, and Zoe is wearing a disco Kleenex.
Lily Collins in Saint Laurent
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Lily Collins attends the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
Those are shorts, right? Are we barreling toward someone wearing Demi Moore's bike-shorts Oscars dress and it being called on-trend?
Kit Harington
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Kit Harington attends the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
Jon Snow looks like a cross between Ethan Hawke and Jack Sparrow here (it looks like he's wearing eyeliner?).
Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz attend the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
Hey, he looks very cleaned-up and handsome, which I appreciate.
Liya Kebede
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Liya Kebede attends the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
Again: Can we be done with this?
Ana de Armas in Saint Laurent
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Ana de Armas attends the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I DO like Saint Laurent's commitment to sparkle, but I will repeat myself AGAIN here, in a way: If you want a cape, just wear a cape!
Maika Monroe and Joe Keery
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Maika Monroe and Joe Keery attend the Saint Laurent show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 25, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Maika looks like Melanie Griffith crossed with a Robert Palmer video, to me. Joe, blessedly, has his ragtag Steve mop in full force, and it's distracting me from focusing on whether his suit actually fits, so... good decision?
