Rosamund Pike
These photos uploaded in reverse alphabetical order, and so we shall start in the Rs with Rosamund here, and these terrible clompy shoes she's wearing with heavyish socks. She looks like a spy who's wearing prescriptive footwear or something.
Rachel Zegler
Dior often does woefully by her, so I'm okay with this.
Naomi Watts
I think that's a clearer look at the shoes Rosamund has on, and they're BETTER without the heavy socks, but they still remind me of these particular ones that everyone wore in my 9th grade class in 1991 that were, like, black canvas, and I was NOT into them.
Michelle Williams
It's fine, it's boring, it's whatever. It's giving "Suits: LA guest starring spot."
Léna Mahfouf
That's pretty! I don't know what she had to do to get it to fall that way in the photo, because it looks like it's billowing behind her, but that's well done.
Laetitia Casta
I actually really love the luxe big sweater with the sparkly skirt.
Karlie Kloss
I like Houndstooth? I don't love the little belt.
Haerin
That is a LOVELY skirt.
Diane Kruger
And then here's Diane, looking like she asked for something that would look more like Miu Miu. This is off-the-rails and honestly I might MOST dislike the necktie tucked into her pants.
Charlize Theron
I hate that billboard. I mean, skirt. Sincerely, who, unless they are getting paid, REALLY wants to look like they painted MISS DIOR onto a broken burlap sack?
Carissa Moore
She's a surfer and Olympic gold medalist. She got off very sensibly here.
Breanna Stewart
The hoodie mimics the tote bag that's been so popular. It's a miss for me because I'm not a logo person necessarily.
Anya Taylor-Joy
I am fascinated by how she holds her hands in photos. It's like part mannequin, part Betty Draper's modeling career.
Antonia Gentry
Oh, HONEY. Whoever at Dior did this, lose their number.
Anna Diop
She looks GREAT and I'd have finished it with a gold shoe.
Alycia Debnam-Carey
That's very simple and cute.
Alexandra Shipp
Her face says, "I would like to trade with someone who is in something loony."
Alexandra Daddario
And, we have a great coat to finish.