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Shailene Woodley in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
This is fine. I keep wanting to yank the front around to see if it could line up better. It's all a bit more Free People than Dior, maybe, but the sledding is not nearly so rough as it's been.
Jessica Alba
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Jessica Alba in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
It would seem the global lining shortage persists.
Alba, Lupita Nyong'o, Shai
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Jessica Alba, Lupita Nyong'o and Shailene Woodley in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
Even Lupita has been stricken by it, although if you think she's about to work it in a way that puts me on Team Pizza...
Lupita
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Lupita Nyong'o in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
... then CONGRATULATIONS, because you are correct. Yes, of course I wish it were not hot pants, but Lupita has an uncanny ability to know how to turn pizza into... calzone? Okay, no, that doesn't work. I do not have an uncanny ability to turn GFY lingo into a good metaphor. I also just wrote "meatphor" and I can't make one of those either.
Karlie Kloss
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Karlie Kloss in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
Do we think the belt ACTUALLY goes with this? It's not sitting in the right spot. Having said that, this is simple and super effective.
Karlie and Haim
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Karlie Kloss and HAIM - Este Haim, Danielle Haim and Alana Haim in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
And then Haim came to the party looking like extras in a direct-to-Netflix Center Stage sequel.
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Shailene Woodley and HAIM - Este Haim, Danielle Haim and Alana Haim in the front row
Dior Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
But they seem fun as hell.
Diana Ross
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Diana Ross
Dior Cruise 2020 show, After Party, Palais El Badi, Marrakech, Morocco - 29 Apr 2019
And then DIANA ROSS showed up to play the afterparty, and won the entire damn slideshow plus all the others besides.
