EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Okay, I broke alphabetical order -- all the others are organized that way -- so that we could laugh first at whatever this is. Anya's head looks great, but like... why are we turning her tights into... are they the opposite of stirrup pants? What IS that.
Alexa Chung
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Alexa Chung attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
As usual, all these pics are from a hundred feet away to maximize the backdrop. Although nothing will distract me from wondering if formal hotpants are a bridge too far.
Celeste
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Celeste Epiphany Waite attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Very artistic and pretty, but the dark shoes and socks really weigh it down.
Emma Raducanu
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Emma Raducanu attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Very cute.
Erin O'Connor
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Erin O'Connor attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
I don't think these are jeans -- I think they're printed to LOOK like jeans.
Geri Halliwell
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Geri Halliwell attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Sure. I know she almost always wears white by design, but I also think that is so boring.
Han Sohee
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Han So-hee attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
I like the bag. I can't tell if this is a dress over pants; I prefer to assume not.
Jeanne Damas
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Jeanne Damas attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
I am so perturbed by these - are they... a skirt that has been fastened around the back of the leg to ALSO create pants?!? WHY.
Jennifer Lawrence
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Jennifer Lawrence attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
"HELL yeah I'll come to Scotland! Send me a good coat, that's all I care about."
Laetitia Casta
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Laetitia Casta attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Another good coat!
Lena Mahfouf
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Lena Mahfouf attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Those are either too short, or too tight. Possibly both?
Lily Collins
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Lily Collins attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Shrug. Her makeup is good?
Liza Koshy
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Liza Koshy attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
I like the idea of boots with this, but these seem a BIT too... expedition-ready.
Maisie Williams
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Maisie Williams attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
I think those are matching shorts? I wish I could SEE what she had on under there.
Minnie Driver
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Minnie Driver attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Lovely.
Rosamund Pike
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Rosamund Pike attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)
Truly, how are she and Lena Mahfouf and Maisie dressed for the same climate?
Shay Mitchell
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - JUNE 03: Shay Mitchell attends the Dior Cruise 2025 at Drummond Castle on June 03, 2024 in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)