Tracee Ellis Ross

These photos all uploaded in reverse alphabetical order, so that's what I'm going with here., Tracee's jacket is very sleek on her, and is keeping me somewhat from seeing what her jeans are actually doing. Intentional? I LOVE her necklace though.

Taylor Russell

This is begging to be stepped on, stretched, ripped, and otherwise jacked. Maybe it already WAS.

Steven Yeun

This all feels like you could get it at Urban Outfitters.

Sophie Wilde

This sits SO poorly with the jeans. It also kind of looks like the jacket is throwing up.

Sabrina Carpenter

She's wearing the dress that would come down the runway first. It MUST actually be sheer on the model and you just can't tell under the lights? Otherwise why make your undercrackers SUCH a focal point? I think it spoils it! LINE IT! It detracts so hard from anything else the dress has going on. (Full show coming later today.)

Role Model

Today I learned his name is "Tucker Harrington Pillsbury." He does not appear to be of THOSE Pillsburys. Anyway. It's a nice jacket. That's all I've got.

Paul W. Downs

Finally, a dude who said no to denim today! Max out your free Dior for something fancier.

Miranda Kerr

It's fine! I have to confess that Miranda as a model has never really been my jam -- I don't find that she elevates clothes in that magical way some of them do. This is just sort of... on her.

Miley Cyrus

Like, Miley is wearing pale denim and somehow she's giving it more oomph. I don't understand the alchemy, but it's real.

Miles Teller

I just don't think any of this feels like it fits him, much less fits TOGETHER.

Mikey Madison

The whiplash from the jeans to the businesswear is real. This is boring and doesn't tell me that anyone is any closer to figuring out what her aesthetic is.

Maude Apatow

I don't hate it as much as you probably think I do! The bra at least feels relevant to what else is going on, and not like hasty nip censorship. Obviously it'd be cool to see what it would look like if that were a nonissue, but it works better than I thought it would.

Leslie Mann

Competent!

Lauren Hutton

This kinda feels like someone said, "Make her some Armani."

Lakeith Stanfield

Lord, those shorts are bad.

Keen Ruffalo

He is Mark Ruffalo's son, as you may have assumed from his name. This whole look is so messy, and I include the fact that the jeans look like they badly need washing.

Jisoo

How are these people even at the same event?!? I guess the fashion shows are more variable because it's all stuff Dior is peddling for one reason or another. I wish this weren't so shapeless.

Jeff Goldblum

I just think putting Jeff Goldblum in mismatched denim is a real waste of his natural interest in being LOUD.

Jayden James Spears Federline

Dior really wants everyone's pants to be VERY LONG this year,

Greta Lee

This feels on-brand for her. I don't hate it; will also forget it happened.

Grace Gummer

I feel like Grace has gotten more experimental lately. I don't hate the idea but I actually think it's bolder without the bra.

Esther McGregor

She was maybe the only acting bright spot in the really awful adaptation of We Were Liars. I had NO IDEA at the time that she is Ewan's child. She got some fun pants here.

Ejae

Some of these attachments look like a pain to wear. This would still have personality without the side-train.

Eileen Gu

Dominic Fike

The pants are nicer than some of the jeans, but they're still giving College Semi-Formal.

Dior Cruise 2027 - Photocall

What a gorgeous print.

Cooper Koch

So not only do his pants look dirty, but the shoes, too? Is DERELICTE really going to become a thing????

Chase Sui Wonders

This is a kicky enough idea, but it looks askew. On BOTH tiers.

Celine Song

This is the very straightforward version of what Maude Apatow wore.

Bill Pullman

Very distinguished. Very Hot Santa.

Archie Madekwe

This is a more refined deployment of the Dior v-neck, and I like that the logo isn't so immediately in your face, but that silver belt... adornment? ... is so jarring.

Anya Taylor-Joy

SHRUG. Snore.

Alison Oliver

I just noticed that her shoes say CD when worn. That jacket is lovely work, but the skirt seems designed to look like a jacket she tied around her waist to hide a period accident.

Al Pacino

I mean, yeah, you do not give Al Pacino filthy jeans; you toss him a scarf and a blazer and let him do whatever. Even if that includes him accessorizing with wired earbuds.

Noted Fashionista Al Pacino Attended Dior's Resort Show

And some noted nepos, and a jillion others.