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# Dior Cruise Closed With a Swan Dress
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dior-cruise-closed-with-a-swan-dress-06-2021/
- Published: 2021-06-21T17:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2021-08-23T17:13:55.000Z
- Description: I speak the truth.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: High Fugshion, Dior, Resort 2022, Resort/Cruise, runway, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

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The inspiration for this dress was [Marlene Dietrich dressed as the Greek queen Leda](https://64.media.tumblr.com/181f2e249bbe1f41afa7544eeac07a1f/tumblr%5Fn3kn838bum1qc77b7o1%5F640.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), whom mythology suggests was impregnated by Zeus when he disguised himself as a swan. I have a lot of notes -- for one, my lady, you need not lie with water fowl -- but it does seem to be an accurate representation of the photo. However, if she didn't also realize people would deploy the word "[Bjorkian](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/for-tue-classic-oscars-dresses-the-20th-anniversary-of-bjorks-swan-04-2021/)" in every write-up, then she was short-sighted. The rest of this is... a whole lot. There are gowns, there is LV-esque sportswear, there are bathrobes, there are harnesses, there are leather breastplates, kooky glasses! Some of it repetitious enough that I really think those should've just walked the runway side by side (did we need both slides 4 and 14, or 74 and 75?), and much of it feels like stuff other lines have mined already. I popped up with a couple suggestions here and there, and the lion's share of the gowns come out at the end, but mostly it was sensory overload.

###### \[Photos: Imaxtree\]