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Anya Taylor-Joy

ATHENS, GREECE - JUNE 17: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the photocall of the Dior Cruise Collection 2022 at Panathinaiko Stadium on June 17, 2021 in Athens, Greece. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior)

I would like to love this, but I don't. There is some distracting light reflection stuff happening around her chest and the cut is a little... slouchy? But mostly, it's a comedown after all those rich jewel tones. With the very blond hair piled up in the Heidi braids, and undramatic makeup, she looks washed out and lost. Some of that might be that the backdrop is going to fight loudly with everybody, but it's a squabble she is losing. It honestly feels to me like a dress they made for Felicity Jones and then she punted it.

Cara Delevingne

ATHENS, GREECE - JUNE 17: Cara Delevingne attends the photocall of the Dior Cruise Collection 2022 at Panathinaiko Stadium on June 17, 2021 in Athens, Greece. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior)

She pops so much more. I like this in theory, but in practice being able to see her underwear when she moves (through the fringe) is a bummer. No pun intended. Well. Maybe a bit intended.

Beatrice Borromeo

ATHENS, GREECE - JUNE 17: Beatrice Borromeo attends the photocall of the Dior Cruise Collection 2022 at Panathinaiko Stadium on June 17, 2021 in Athens, Greece. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior)

Beatrice is married to Princess Caroline's son Pierre. Her fringe works better to me than Cara's because what we're seeing underneath it feels DESIGNED to be seen underneath it.

Arizona Muse

Jammies, right? Yes. This would also work better if they hadn't come out with those giant CHRISTIAN DIOR branded totes in what I think is this same pattern, or close to it.

Catherine Deneuve

ATHENS, GREECE - JUNE 17: Catherine Deneuve attends the photocall of the Dior Cruise Collection 2022 at Panathinaiko Stadium on June 17, 2021 in Athens, Greece. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior)

Also jammies-esque, but prettier.

Iris Law

Iris is Jude's daughter. I love that minidress so much. The leggings... at that point, just finish them into fishnet tights, and it's less distracting.

Thuso Mbedu

She is in The Underground Railroad. And my comment about the fishnets from the previous picture applies double here. In fact, if I had to pick only ONE of them to get real tights, it would be Thuso.

Jenna Coleman

Sure! I like a sassy suit.

Jisoo

Jisoo (from Blackpink) looks quite cute here. I like the retro-style boots.

Miranda Kerr

This is completely pretty and sensible, which is often unexpected in a front row. It doesn't entirely feel related to the rest of it.

Suki Waterhouse

ATHENS, GREECE - JUNE 17: Suki Waterhouse attends the photocall of the Dior Cruise Collection 2022 at Panathinaiko Stadium on June 17, 2021 in Athens, Greece. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior)

But, we've got some droopy and bad mint sheers to close, and that DOES feel right.

Anya Taylor-Joy Showed Up For Dior Cruise
I THINK actually in person!

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