Alicia Keys
This is pretty mediocre denim, but who can tell, with BUTTERFLY OF FATE fluttering over her head.
Rachel Zegler
This seems nice, though it's about to get snacked on by MONARCH: WINGS OF DESTINY.
Riley Keough
She is totally lost in this, with bad shoes, but hey, no worries, we're all staring at LORD PAPILLON, BRINGER OF SHADE.
Yalitza Aparicio
Did you recognize/remember her from Roma? This is a VERY different aesthetic for her, which you can almost stare at, except you're being confronted by LADY MARIPOSA, SPRITE OF THE GARDEN.
Laetitia Casta
Why no Cannes, Laetitia, and is that a romper or just a bad skirt. Oh, sorry, you're communing with FLAP MASTERSON, WINGED P.I. I'll wait.
Lena Mahfouf
Lena actually DID leave this show and go to Cannes. Maybe Laetitia will too, but not before FLY CAPTAIN AND THE WHIRL OF TOMORROW rips those heinous borrowed threads right off them.
Monica Barbaro
"Cool coat," says BOB CHRYSALIS, GIVER OF WIND.
Naomi Watts
Wow, more sheers. "NEVER YOU MIND," huffs VISCOUNT KALEIDOSCOPE, DANGER GUIDE.
Emma Raducanu
Emma is like, "I'm not even going to TRY to show you my clothes. Not when I know you're staring at WINK FLUTTERBOMB, WIND TUNNEL."
Karla Souza
"I LEGIT WOULD NOT HAVE RECOGNIZED HER FROM 'HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER,'" booms LADY DORSAL FRASSWAFFLE, QUEEN OF ALL SHE SURVEYS.
Christian Serratos
"STEP ASIDE, FOR YOU BLOCK GANDALF FOREWING, SUMMONER OF HIS KIND, LORD OF THE SOCIAL RINGS."