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Sabrina Carpenter

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Sabrina Carpenter attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

For someone with such stage presence, Sabrina -- who is very petite -- is at times easily overwhelmed by clothes, hair, and makeup. This might be one of those times. The length is odd on her and the hair is very chicken-fried.

Ruth Negga

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Ruth Negga attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Great dress, but strange shoes with it, especially as one of them has a mustache made of yarn. It looks like she stepped on a cat toy.

Rebecca Ferguson

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Rebecca Ferguson attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

It is a testament to Rebecca that she looks good in this weird unbalanced washing load of an outfit.

Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Nick Jonas

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Nick Jonas attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

She looks fabulous. That dress is incredible.

Parker Posey

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Parker Posey attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Parker got the HOT CAFTAN SUMMER memo, and I approve. Even if she might be PHYSICALLY hot in anything long-sleeved right now. She and Rebecca can discuss.

Naomi Watts

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Naomi Watts attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

AND Naomi. Why is she walking around dressed like she's judging a horse competition? In winter?

Josh O'Connor

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Josh O'Connor attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Josh brought his parents, which is cute. This outfit is kicky but ALSO seems... warm. I just learned that he and Alison Oliver were and may still be dating, and if they are, that's a VERY talented household.

Inde Navarrette

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Inde Navarrette attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

She was one of the best parts of Superman & Lois, so I'm thrilled to see Obsession hit for her. One more hit, and maybe they'll give her a complete skirt!

Grace Gummer

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Grace Gummer attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Grace will trail around after Naomi at the horse show, pulling rosettes off her skirt and sticking them to the winners' saddles.

Florence Hunt

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Florence Hunt attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

That looks very fun to float around in, doesn't it?

Ever Anderson

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Ever Anderson attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

My advice to Jonathan Anderson: Get Dior out of the jeans biz.

Ella Bright

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Ella Bright attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Hers are at least better.

Eileen Gu

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Eileen Gu attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Once again, how are some of these people in the same climate?

Ejae

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Ejae attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I love that skirt, but I'm not sure about the white blouse next to the very pale yellow.

Dree Hemingway

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Dree Hemingway attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Girl, your coat is giving birth.

Deva Cassell

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Deva Cassel attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

And here is what it birthed!

Alexa Chung

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Alexa Chung attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2026/2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 06, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I wanted to say, "Oh, did Alexa win first prize at the horse fair," but then I was worried you'd think I was saying she LOOKS like a horse, when really it was a joke about it being HER horse that won. I couldn't make it work. I ALMOST landed that plane in three slides, but failed.

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