Rihanna

The coat is the linchpin of this whole situation. I am almost certain whatever lurks under it is sheer and mediocre -- Dior's PR email described it as "fishnet and tulle" -- but the coat gives it shape and interest.

Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior

Dior described THIS as "wool and silk beige coat with fur details at the ends of the sleeves." I'm glad for the specifics because I thought it was a shawl over a coat and then GIGANTIC fur hand warmers. Which honestly might BE what it is, and they just sewed it all together to call it one garment. It looks annoying to wear.

This part would have made a nice bathrobe.

Jennifer Lawrence

I genuinely still think J Law is delighted that she can roll up to these things in jeans -- even if they are jeans that are going to drag the Parisian dirt in and out of every building she enters. Oh well. If I had to drag dirt around, I ALSO would prefer it be Parisian.

Ruth Wilson

Ruth Wilson looks like Peggy Carter here.

Taylor Russell

She's a Loewe devotee and you can tell by the degree of difficulty of this skirt.

Rashida Jones

I like her lipstick.

Parker Posey

Remember when they spun off Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries and gave Phryne a descendant in the sixties? WELL. How about one for modern day?

Natalia Vodianova

Is she just wearing her slippers?

Monica Barbaro

This is lovely and subtle. She fared VERY well here.

Adot Gak

And the dress has this gorgeous cousin.

Mike White

I would not have placed Mike White at a couture show, EVER, and I suspect Mike White himself might feel the same way. I'm going to guess he's amusing himself while in Paris scouting for The White Lotus.

Mike Faist

Put Mike in it, Mike! Wait, that's confusing. Too many Mikes. I think you probably follow though.

Laetitia Casta

Dramatic!

Josh O'Connor

I genuinely like that sweater.

Greta Lee

That top might've made a cute cocktail dress. A hint of Roaring '20s.

Ethel Cain

All that ribbon work is quite awesome.

Dan Levy

Those are my favorite shoes on a dude in this slideshow. This all works, but seems less refined than you might expect at a front row? It's believably stuff he bought.

Alexa Chung

Properly tailored jeans AND a cape? I'm swooning.

Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos

So, this is vintage Dior. And I know this because she posted it to her stories, which I only saw because Law Roach reposted it. Does that mean he's working with her? That's... sure a choice. I hope he doused it with itching powder.

Rihanna Lent Her Aura to Dior's Front Row

Alongside the usual stalwarts.