Dior Front Row

Rihanna

Dior -- or Rihanna, or her stylist, or a combo -- has done a good job here assembling an outfit that absolutely does look like something Rihanna herself would want to wear to a business meeting. Hat included.

Anya Taylor-Joy

This is a perfectly cromulent outfit, and also seems squarely aimed at teens with rich parents who need a dress for the dance but also don't do malls.

Natalie Portman

She's the only one here in a short skirt. Not a judgment; just an observation. She looks nice enough but also like she forgot she'll have to sit in full view of cameras, with her legs uncrossed because the runwayphotographers hate it when ankles get in their shots.

Ali Wong

Industrial paper shredders are such complex foes.

Elizabeth Debicki

"Oh, just yank down one shoulder of the blouse and call it design. It'll be fine."

Felicity Jones

I never like those heels that look like tiny kickstands. Then again, what IS a high heel if not a kickstand of sorts?

Glenn Close, Juliette Binoche, Ben Mendelsohn, Todd A. Kessler

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 22: (L-R) Glenn Close, Juliette Binoche, Ben Mendelsohn, and Todd A. Kessler attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 22, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

They're representing The New Look, which starts next month. Ben plays Christian Dior; Juliette is Coco Chanel. Glenn plays Carmel Snow, editrix of Harper's Bazaar US, and Todd is the showrunner and writer. Juliette facially looks more like Lana Del Rey to me here than I expected? Glenn looks great. Very glowy.

Deva Cassel

She's the daughter of Vincent Cassell and Monica Bellucci, in case you are interested in what their DNA made. Is it crazy that I like her cockamamie trench?

Laetitia Casta

This suit is beautifully done.

Carla Bruni

This also did not reach too far, and that's fine.

Celeste

That's kicky.

Sonam Kapoor

That jacket is beautiful. She looks really cute.

Han So-hee

And her coat is great, but she's GOT to do something about those moths.

Pretty Yende

She's a South African soprano, and she looks super. I wouldn't necessarily have gone with those shoes? The dress is nice with that wrap, though, and her makeup is excellent.

Natalia Vodianova

This dress should go to the Oscars!

Kelly Rutherford

Oh, Lily Van Der Woodsen, I KNOW you have better shoes than that. XOXO, Fug Girl