
Vogue claimed that this opener is about "deep thinking about clothes—not just in regards to how they appear and what we like and dislike about them, but why." The slogan is the title of an essay from the forties that Maria Grazia Chiurri studied before designing, and the Vogue write-up says, "Rudofsky posited that many conventions—long considered inseparable from dress and therefore never questioned—are, in fact, useless, unbeautiful, and even harmful. He used pointy-toed shoes that misshape the foot as an example, and he designed a group of laced flat sandals as a sort of riposte. They inspired the sock shoes on Chiuri’s runway today." I am being my own Informative Caption today.


This is all straight-up Duchess Meghan stuff to me. It's even her favorite style of hat.

This could be a very good party dress.

And that is gorgeous tailoring on the jacket.


Hmm. Zoe Kravitz.





This is a welcome hit of color, though, even if one side of it is designed to be slipping off. Felicity Jones would be lovely in this.



Cardi B.

Natalie Portman





This is for someone's governess.

Angelina Jolie










Charlize could probably pull off wearing JUST a coat and lingerie.





Jennifer Lawrence might like that skirt.











Elle Fanning











Oh, no, wait, that might be more Elle. We could give one of them to Dakota.

I could see that on... Karen Elson.

Take off the long sleeves, and maybe Gal?





Katy Perry
