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Natalie Portman

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Natalie Portman attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I can at least tell the boots are cool.

Michelle Monaghan

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Michelle Monaghan attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I can't tell if that's a part of her jacket, or if she did belt a scarf to her front. Real talk: I'm cold right now, maybe I'll try it.

Natalia Vodianova

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Natalia Vodianova attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I can't even figure out WHAT secret this belt is hiding.

Lily James

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Lily James attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

That one isn't even really cinching anything, but thank GOD it's there to reflect light, or else I wouldn't really know what this was. Why are we shooting these from across the street?

Tems

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Tems attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Dior giving someone a beret feels kind of... trite.

Cristin Milioti

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Cristin Milioti attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Well, one of her arms is warm.

Jisoo

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Kim Jisoo attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I'm so tired that I was like, "Wow, she's wearing extra sleeves?!?" Yes, she is. It's called A JACKET, HEATHER. Lordy-loo. I actually think she looks good.

Elle Macpherson

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Elle Macpherson attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

I, too, think it looks cozy to wear a plush rug as a cardigan.

Lucy Hale

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Lucy Hale attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

"Do not ask me if I'm a spy. Because I cannot tell you. So do not ask. I sincerely cannot say. Don't even look at me or at how I'm not talking about being a spy."

Isabelle Adjani

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Isabelle Adjani attends the Christian Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at on March 04, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

"I AM A SPY ASK ME ANYTHING."

Natalie Portman Led Dior's Front Row Parade
Not a shock.

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