Robert Pattinson

The jeans look a little bit off with this, don't they? Does that jacket fabric just not take kindly to being dressed down? It might yearn for corduroy.

Lewis Hamilton

Lewis looks typically dashing and I hope he enjoys himself before another season with Ferrari crushes his spirit.

Wagner Moura

These don't entirely gel either for me. Does the shirt need a lighter suit? What is off here?

Sam Nivola

"We messed up the jacket, Sam. It's not gonna fit. Just don't move your arms and no one will notice."

Moses Martin

He has a real Male Model look to him here. He ALSO looks like he and his band might play a pub and end the night by throwing their beers on the crowd and kicking over a mic stand.

Mia Goth

The skirt is really undermining anything striking that the top is trying to do.

Louis Garrel

"Dior: We're J.Crew, With a Huge Markup."

Manu Rios

Meticulously styled, but to what end? He looks stuffed into three competing materials.

LaKeith Stanfield

Frankly, many of these look styled by a wheel of fortune. Spin it thrice, hope it's nice.

Joe Alwyn

This is QUITE good, and much snazzier than he usually goes.

Jack O'Connell

I was kidding about the J. Crew thing a little, but... apparently not really. Also what egregious shoes with this clothing combo.

Jamie Dornan

They're better here. The swingy coat needs to be worn by someone who is skulking through the streets in the dead of night, hoping to make a dramatic exit that entcies someone to follow them.

Florence Hunt

if she wore a white tee under that and left it open, it might be cool, but buttoned-up it just appears to be frowning.

Daryl McCormack

He got off pretty easily.

Archie Madekwe

And HE may have won the whole thing. The power of a gilded coat!!!

Dior Homme Did NOT Pull In Anyone From Heated Rivalry, Surprisingly

But, plenty of other dudes.