
"Boys in white suitcoats with teal satin sashes..." Fraulein Maria will sing.


This is like a mock-turtle-v-neck. Or is it just a plain mock neck that's bunching a little?

I'm generally not that into silk shirts on dudes -- it's VERY David Silver to me -- but on balance this is a nice outfit.

I do think this could appeal both to the more avidly fluid dressers, like Cody Fern, and those who want to deploy some edge but in a gentle way. I kind of want Chris Evans or, like, Michael B. Jordan to show up in this.



This feels very, "Just in case anyone is still taking Justin Bieber's calls."


Oooh, who would go with floral coveralls. Nico Tortorella? Charlize could pull this off too. Or at least I'd like to see her try.



This, to me, is the harness meets the handbag.



I would never in a million years have expected Dior to make something befitting a pickup game of three-on-three.






Tracee Ellis Ross freaking loves that color pink, and I could totally see her getting this tailored for herself.












This is, like... space archaeology.






That shirt, at least, feels like Joe Jonas.









