Bella Hadid

When your top half is appearing in a remake of A Chorus Line but your bottom half just won't get on board.

Ashlee Simpson

I actually think she looks pretty great in this. Is...Ashlee Simpson back? (Sincerely: I do not know if this is true.)

Shailene Woodley

Shailene is sitting here, which is why her physical posture seems weird. Fingers crossed we are heading into a Season of the Witch for Shailene.

Monica Bellucci

This is actually great, and very recent Dior; Monica must be on their PR speed dial.

Jing Tian

This is a slightly older Dior -- I'm not sure why she's not getting the most updated stuff; maybe she didn't want it? -- and it maybe washes her out a bit?

Eva Herzigova

When in France?

This Dior Dinner In Cannes Really Ran the Gamut From Reasonable to Nipples

I guess that's par for the course?