Dior Men 2023

Henry Golding

This whole look feels like him trying on an aesthetic to see if he can sell it. Which, sure, you're at a fashion show, play around. But you are a literal velveteen rabbit in those, sir.

Michael B Jordan

I think wearing just the ONE velvet item makes a difference.

Leslie Odom Jr

Who Framed Playboy Rabbit, coming to theaters in 2023.

Winston Duke

I feel you, Winston. I am perplexed, too. At least they didn't give you a bunny.

Winnie Harlow

That cardigan is like 1980s interior design.

Christina Ricci

And I think this is the 1980s decorator who made those interiors happen.

Tony Hawk

"MOM! Dad went shopping on his own again! You'd better get in here."

Thomas Doherty

This year, all our pant hems will be black from a thorough street-trampling.

Shalom Harlow

I'm with her right up until what I BELIEVE to be clown shoes.

Christina Aguilera

This could be any one of a hundred people, but Dior said it's Xtina, so I believe it. Does anyone else want her to try a punky-looking pixie cut?

Lucien Laviscount

Perhaps no one told him this event wasn't on Zoom.

Kid Cudi

Sincerely, there are a lot of lower-half looks lately where it feels like a long homage to all of us shlepping around our houses in slippers and pants we didn't care were trailing because whatever we probably slept in them.

Karl-Anthony Towns

For a really unsettling minute I thought those patches had EYES on them, but no. Phew.

Jaden Smith

I hope the coat is Dior, or else he's covering up all their handiwork.

Finneas

For Venice, this IS the right vibe.

Diego Boneta

So SHINY. (The tie being printed to look like it's on backward also threw me.)

Dan Levy

He looks a bit surly and those pants look a bit snug. I miss his Thom Browne phase.

Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz Beckham

VENICE, CALIFORNIA - MAY 19: (L-R) Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz Beckham attends the Dior Men Spring 23 Capsule Show on May 19, 2022 in Venice, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Dior)

I assume the outfits were free, so... by that standard, they're fine?

Amber Valletta

Nothing much to see here. It's fine.

Rita Ora and Taika Waititi

They look like they're going to different events. She's at a business dinner for female cosmetics entrepreneurs, and he's in Atlantic City soliciting investors for a facility that teaches children how to play poker.