Cara Delevingne

This is seriously a poor advertisement for ANYTHING other than the fact that Dior can correctly spell its own name.

Dylan Penn

If you are wearing a turtleneck, WEAR A REAL SKIRT. Your thighs are NOT experiencing a different climate.

Olga Kurylenko

DITTO, GIRL. Although this outfit is at least a nicer version of the insanity.

Lottie Moss

I gather she's Kate Moss's much younger half-sister, and accordingly, she is wearing a half-skirt.

Isabelle Huppert

Current mood: always whatever Isabelle Huppert is doing.

Charlotte Le Bon

I have a confession to make. The photo person captioned her as 'French-Canadian actress Charlotte Le Bon,' and I snorted, because as if. But it turns out that's true. Reader, I have lived my entire live believing she is Simon Le Bon's daughter. Simon Le Bon, as in, Duran Duran. She is NOT. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE AND HER PANTS DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Langley Fox Hemingway

Langley IS Mariel Hemingway's daughter, that is for sure, so I guess I'm on solid ground there. She also got the best outfit out of all these people, and I don't know how she pulled it off, but CONGRATS, Langley.

Olivia Palermo

She looks overburdened. I just imagine her sweating her way through the show as she privately decides to Botox all her glands.

Winnie Harlow

This is a much cuter version of all those layers of suiting.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent

She looks as inspired by her leather shorts as I am.

Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent

But at least Rosie's outfit is real fabric. Zoe, sadly, is wearing something that was actually exhumed from a Regency era grave.

Dior's Front Row Is... Discouraging

Saint Laurent's wasn't much better.