Haim

Left Haim's dress has some potential but the hat is a goofy touch too much. Right Haim looks like she caught Sheers Diase and refuses to get treatment. Center Haim comes across like she looked at Right Haim and then the clothing rack and thought, "I need to do A LITTLE AS POSSIBLE to minimize the potential damage."

Kate Mara

That's.... colorful, for sure, but also looks like a saucy nightie she forgot she owned, so she just tossed some boy shorts underneath.

Margarita Levieva

That dress is actually totally adorable, but I almost didn't recognize her without the curly hair. Maybe she should enter our giveaway.

Michelle Monaghan

This is also pretty good. Maybe now that Dior's old hellscape of a designer has taken over Calvin Klein and ruined it, Dior itself can borrow some of the simple-but-crisply-satisfying aesthetic that brand used to have.

Portia Doubleday

CAN WE PLEASE PUT THESE TO REST FOREVER.

Rebecca Hall

It's hard to see the dress in this shot, but I couldn't resist the chance to show you the coat. Fear not, though, she doffed it...

... and voila, it's an irreverent coat dress. I think I'm into this.

Chelsea Leyland

And then this waking nightmare befell us all. 

Dior Strikes at a Guggenheim Gala Pre-Party

It's a mixed bag, which... is better than being a terrible bag?