PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Gwendoline Christie attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
This suit is fine, well-tailored, a good match to the wearer... but it's the truly massive bag here that really sells it for me. I also imagine it being super satisfying to swing at her enemies.
Noomi Rapace
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Noomi Rapace attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
"Well, the measurements are a BIT off, yes, but I'll just throw on a curiously chosen necker and perhaps people can fixate on that."
Adam DiMarco
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Adam DiMarco attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
He's wearing THREE layers and it's one too many.
Felix Auger-Aliassime
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Felix Auger Aliassime attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
FAA looks pretty slick, though.
Winnie Harlow
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Winnie Harlow attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
This is what I get for always asking people to wear socks. I didn't mean THESE SOCKS.
Kailand Morris
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Kailand Morris attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
This gent is Stevie Wonder's son, and he's wearing a Dior that feels, er, HEAVILY INSPIRED by Thom Browne.
Caleb McLaughlin
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Caleb McLaughlin attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Given Adam DiMarco's outfit, I thought this, too, was an overlong shirt under a jeanjacket, and then I realized it's just printed to LOOK like an overlong shirt with a jeanjacket.
Amber Valletta
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Amber Valletta attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Her pants have two waists.
Tom Daley
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Tom Daley attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Oh my God, though, his pants... what is... is HE the only thing happening in the crotch, or... what am I looking at.
Jeremy O. Harris
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Jeremy O. Harris attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Okay again... what am I looking at? Some kind of crotch flap, and... This is not a good kind of confusion.
Amoako Boafo
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Amoako Boafo attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
"DIOR TEARS" is exactly what I shed when I look at half these outfits.
Demi Moore
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Demi Moore attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Okay, the purse attached to her belt is sort of cute. Normalcy!
J Balvin
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: J Balvin attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
I guess it's... simple?
Will Poulter
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Will Poulter attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Will washed his brand-new trench in the SAME load as his murder pants, and now look! Ruined.
Thomas Doherty
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Thomas Doherty attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Consider that he's basically wearing an expensive designer blood-pressure cuff, and still it's one of the best outfits.
Lomon
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Lomon attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
I think pants right now are just going to pass me by.
Cha Eun-woo
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Cha Eun-woo attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
This ALSO feels like a Thom Browne rip-off.
Maluma
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Maluma attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
Gwen's bag is better.
Precious Lee
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Precious Lee attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
The fanfic I wrote about this is that she hated the clothes they sent SO MUCH that she refused to wear anything but the coat.
Chase Hudson
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Chase Hudson attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Dior Homme)
He looks like a vampire who used the wrong photos to clue him into what mortals wear in 2023.
