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# Dita Von Teese Looks...Festive?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dita-von-teese-looks-festive-10-2017/
- Published: 2017-10-02T22:11:49.000Z
- Updated: 2017-10-02T22:12:09.000Z
- Description: It's...a lot.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

I once went to a pool party at the house of a very rich girl who went to my middle school. Her family had a lovely house, and she was a nice kid (we weren't super close; she was new that year, and we were in choir or something together, but moved in different friend circles because she wasn't in my grade), and I was nosy about people's interior decor choices even when I was 12\. So believe me when I tell you that I have never forgotten that this nice girl -- let's call her Stacy, and, honestly, that might have actually been her name; she *seemed* like a Stacy, at any rate -- had a huge bathroom all to herself that had a jacuzzi tub, and a shower that ran all along one side of one wall, and, most memorably, featured A GIANT MURAL of hot air balloons against a blue sky all along the shower wall, as if you were bathing outside on a field in Napa. (It was 1987.) This all looks as if someone got locked in Stacy's bathroom overnight while they were coming down off a bender and, when they emerged, they snapped their fingers and said, "you know that mural's meant to be? A BLOUSE."

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