Florence Pugh in Valentino

I can't lie: I do not like this dress. I think it's ridiculous and it's way too much for her. Asking her to carry this movie AND this dress is a lot. But it's DEFINITELY a dress that says, "We all know you're here to see me, so SEE ME YOU SHALL." And for the star of the movie, a starry-sky fabric is certainly on-point.

From THIS angle, I like it much better.

Stars: They're Just Like Us: They Don't Always Know What To Do With All That Fabric, Either.

Pat and Florence

This is Florence's grandmother, and honestly, Pat for the win.

Olivia Wilde in Gucci

That's gorgeous. This says, "You might be here to see Florence, but you're not NOT here to see me, so..." It's really good, but did not need the hint of sheer in the skirt.

Props to her: That is not stressed-out posture, so if she was feeling agita, she didn't show it. (This is probably where being an actor helps.)

Nick Kroll, Lily Kwong

Nick managed to look startled much of the night. There's also an amusing video where it looks like Florence is hug-blocking him (the VERY end of this clip), but he ended up being her "I'm too engrossed in this convo with Nick to look over at you" human shield for a lot of it, so they must be on fine terms.

Harry Styles in Gucci

This is a pretty solid choice from him. It's got JUST enough Harry panache, but not so much that everyone drowns in it.

I like to imagining him gliding around in this manner all night, in a cross between a dance number and the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Gemma Chan in Louis Vuitton

THIS IS SO GOOD. Why does LV mess around with so much other nonsense?

Sydney Chandler, Gemma, Florence

Very huggy, lovey pic here between costars.

This photo cracked me up. The photographers obviously liked it too because we had it in three different levels of closeness (this one is medium-range). Florence is back there being DELIGHTED to see everyone and Olivia's back is to it (obviously totally coincidental, but like... this photo is THE VIBE).

Chris Pine

"I am dressed as the shit I thought I'd avoided stepping in."

"Might as well dance in it! Jeeves, bring white-wine spritzers for all!"

Chris and eventually Nick Kroll also pretended to pap Florence. Her mood, everyone. It was BRIGHT and BIG. Florence Push IS NOT FUSSED.

"I just realized! We have the same hair!"

Nick Kroll, Florence Pugh, Chris Pine, Olivia Wilde, Sydney Chandler, Harry Styles and Gemma Chan

The choreography in action. It is absolutely 100 percent not a coincidence that the three main names in the stories are not next to each other. It doesn't mean the stories are true, but it's DEFINITELY deliberate, so it's achieving SOMEONE'S goal, anyway.

Marisa Tomei

Meanwhile, Marisa is over here quietly looking fantastic.

Jessica Wang in Alberta Ferretti

This is gorgeous. The wind seems to have caught one of the ruffles and blown it out of place; they're both supposed to fold in toward her neck.

Harry Styles in Gucci

He's dressed like a man who gets blitzed at the country club every weekend and often misses work on Monday, but it's okay, because Uncle Ed will never fire him.

Chris Pine

Uncle Ed, though, is hung over on his yacht, and might be about to get ousted at the next board meeting.

Olivia Wilde in Chanel

I guess one way to make this less wintry is indeed just to skip the buttons.

Gemma Chan in Louis Vuitton

Her top looks like a purse, and her cargo pants basically have two more purses. EVERYTHING IS A PURSE.

Everyone line up in the correct order!!!

Florence Pugh Is Not Worried, Darling

Yes, the moment is finally here.