Dresses at the Stella Party

Kate Hudson

This would actually be reasonable, and cute, if the skirt wasn't ruched right across her thighs. Why is that happening? Could she not think of ANY other way to give that garment some personality besides turning it into a scrunchie skirt?

Amber Valletta

Stella IS better at dresses than pants, so this is very relaxing, but that sleeve is a bit Extra. We're talking "Raw Leg of Mutton In One Of Those Bud Light Commercials, DILLY DILLY," Extra.

Emma Roberts

Pit of misery! Dilly dilly! ... Just kidding. (Dylan loves those ads, obviously, so I know them by heart whether I want to or not.) Emma might look very nice with real bangs, but those flagrant falsies were doing a disservice to blunt fringe and indeed ALL of fringekind, so I'm glad they're gone. The dress is... okay. It IS a little bit miserable, like a limp, low-budget period piece that got bored of itself.

Selma Blair

She looks cute, and all ready for some kind of pool party at Caesar's Palace.

Kiernan Shipka

And THAT is cute, except for how her shoudlers are styled with elastic pulls that belong only on backpacks and camping gear.

Molly Sims

LINE IIIIIT. Honestly, the black belt would look so much better without the black bra competing for attention with it.

Paris Jackson

For some reason I keep expecting to look down and see that those are roller skates. Also, that is the largest fanny pack I have ever seen. Is it a world record?

Angela Lindvall

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9323807bd) Angela Lingvall Stella McCartney presentation, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 16 Jan 2018

Oh, girl. The Prom was 30 years ago.

Ava Duvernay

She came out of this relatively well.

Stella McCartney

DITTO.

Kate Mara

This frequent Dior wearer found a way to wear the most Dior thing of Stella's she could find.

Billie Lourd

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And Billie, too, seems to have been like, "Well... I REALLY want to go, so how can I minimize the damage?"

Christina Aguilera

She is either the world's best spy, or the world's worst.

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler

These two look like they're starring in a Freeform rom-com about an Ivy League student who does a semester in France, falls in love with a Parisienne, and brings her home to -- wait, that's basically a gender-flipped Father of the Bride. Well, so be it. That's gotta be in the works somewhere.

Chloe Bennet and Rebecca Romijn

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"HA HA HA YES ISN'T THIS SO FUNNY THAT WE'RE IN THE SAME BASIC THING, THANKS SO MUCH STELLA, AND I GUESS NOW WE HAVE TO STAND TOGETHER AND SMILE!"

Leona Lewis

Listen. Would I wear it as a dress? No, but I would sure as hell go get my highlights done at that salon.