Drinks With Broads Has a Mini-Meeting at the Tonys

Christine Ebersole

Christine Ebersole's dress was profiled in the New York Times! Can any other dress say that?

Glenn Close

This current haircut makes Glenn look a bit like Judi Dench. Why haven't they made a movie where they play rival sisters, yet?!

Bette Midler in custom Michael Kors

71st Annual Tony Awards held at Radio City Music Hall - Arrivals. Featuring: Bette Midler Where: New York, New York, United States When: 11 Jun 2017 Credit: Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com **No Contact Music**

Okay, so Bette looks full-on GREAT in this. Some might say...divine

Laurie Metcalf in Christian Siriano

2017 Tony Awards Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Laurie Metcalf Where: New York, New York, United States When: 12 Jun 2017 Credit: WENN.com

And I actually love this on Laurie. It's both VERY fancy and very slouchy, in a way that suits her. Sidebar: Doesn't she sort of look like an older Pippa Middleton? I can't wait until Laurie Metcalf is playing Pippa in some sort of production set twenty years in the future.

Sally Field in Christian Siriano

2017 Tony Awards Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Sally Field Where: New York, New York, United States When: 12 Jun 2017 Credit: WENN.com

Sally looks swell, as usual. I always want to have her hug me and stroke my hair for some reason. (That reason is that she reminds me of my own mother, although my own mother has firmly informed me that she wants Diane Keaton to play her in the film of her life.)

Patti Lupone

I REALLY hope Patti got drunk and just ran around the afterparty, dramatically waving her sleeves in people's faces and pretending to be an airplane. There are a LOT of drinks at Drinks With Broads, sometimes.