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Zooey Deschanel in 2012 D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370849al) Zooey Deschanel 'Dreamin' Wild' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

As we yap on about a hundred times, if you're going to wear D&G, at least make it uniquely D&G. This is that. It's very twee, but in a way that plays into Zooey's whole vibe. I like it -- it's like an intricately made Valentine by your friend who stayed up all night cutting paper doilies.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370849ad) Zooey Deschanel, bag detail 'Dreamin' Wild' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

This purse is also undeniably adorable.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370849ae) Zooey Deschanel, shoe detail 'Dreamin' Wild' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

These are not the original shoes, so maybe my instinct that she bought them in an LA thrift store is correct. They ABSOLUTELY look like some lost treasure that she'd find while rooting around the back.

Noah Jupe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370849af) Noah Jupe 'Dreamin' Wild' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

Surprise! It's nipples.

Jack Dylan Grazer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13371691t) Jack Dylan Grazer 'Dreamin' Wild' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

This outfit is terrible -- it's what you'd get if Thom Browne costumed a revival of Oliver. But, these two boys are EXCELLENT casting as brothers -- I mean, wow. And I think they both want Timmeeeee Chalamet to know he can't rest on his sartorial laurels, because they are COMING FOR HIM.

Casey Affleck, Walton Goggins

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13371691ae) Casey Affleck, Walton Goggins 'Dreamin' Wild' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

From what I can glean, Casey Affleck's tender feelings for Walton Goggins reflect those of the Internet.

Zooey Deschanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13372504n) Zooey Deschanel 'Dreamin' Wild' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

This is fine, and froofy. It's like a bridesmaid template with bonus froof.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13371848am) Zooey Deschanel and Johnathan Scott 'Dreamin' Wild' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

That does not look comfortable. But she and Property Brother seem very happy.

Beau Bridges

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13371848a) Beau Bridges and wife 'Dreamin' Wild' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

Beau's spouse has a great dress on!

Caylee Cowan and Casey Affleck

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13371848aq) Caylee Cowan and Casey Affleck 'Dreamin' Wild' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

I have put her on this site many times and I still think I couldn't pick her out of a lineup. I am Caylee Cowan Face Blind. This unmemorable dress is not helping imprint her.

Zooey Deschanel Is ALSO In Venice
Isn't everyone?

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