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# Drop Dead Gorgeous
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/drop-dead-gorgeous/
- Published: 2020-07-23T16:45:01.000Z
- Updated: 2020-07-23T05:32:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Kirsten Dunst

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-85195299-1595469967.jpg)

First, I really sincerely feel for all the women who would get hired for premieres to stand around and be window dressing -- for example, the ladies in dresses behind Kirsten, or the women they put in matching Catwoman outfits for Catwoman. I hope they were paid well. Kiki looks fairly cute here...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_6495053a-1595470036.jpg)

... but is that a DECAL on her back? It's not part of the dress, I don't think -- it appears to be underneath it -- so I assume she had someone glue it on, perhaps via those little twinkling crystals? That must have been itchy, among other things. I feel like irritating men probably walked up all night and smacked her on the back and were like, "Ha ha, I killed a bug."

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_10365302a-1595470056.jpg)

I can't fight that face, though. Her grin is infectious.

## Brittany Murphy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-155511707-1595470010.jpg)

I really wish I liked or even understood this dress. She had a lot of presence and talent and it's just so sad that she died so young.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-85197340-1595469975.jpg)

Perhaps... it's actually a chair cover?

## Denise Richards and Patrick Muldoon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-78682765-1595469958.jpg)

I forgot that these two dated after Starship Troopers. She looks completely regular, in an endearing way -- like, how many of us wore a version of that outfit to dinner with our parents, or something? -- and his pants are endearingly frumpy. In 1999, nobody knew.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/shutterstock_editorial_6495053b-1595470046.jpg)

However, I wish my hair did this. Sometimes I can close my eyes and pretend that it does.

## Shannon Elizabeth

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-529530108-1595470018.jpg)

Oh, Shannon. You made your snood and your lace bra top and your pants all match fairly closely, and then you whiffed on the boots. They look green compared to them.

## Mitzy Kapture

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-529829148-1595470026.jpg)

Remember Silk Stalkings?!? THIS IS SHE.

## Laurie Sinclair

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-104722029-1595470001.jpg)

Laurie is apparently in this movie. She does not appear to have done another one. In the pantheon of life's regrets, I wonder if she ever looks back and wishes she hadn't burned her red-carpet appearance on what looks like a mylar Marilyn catsuit.

## Dan Cortese

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/GettyImages-104722012-1595469991.jpg)

Oh, Dan Cortese, I just don't know. ... Actually, yes I do, it's bad. Those pants managed to have an iPad pocket a decade before iPads were invented.

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