Kirsten Dunst
First, I really sincerely feel for all the women who would get hired for premieres to stand around and be window dressing -- for example, the ladies in dresses behind Kirsten, or the women they put in matching Catwoman outfits for Catwoman. I hope they were paid well. Kiki looks fairly cute here...
... but is that a DECAL on her back? It's not part of the dress, I don't think -- it appears to be underneath it -- so I assume she had someone glue it on, perhaps via those little twinkling crystals? That must have been itchy, among other things. I feel like irritating men probably walked up all night and smacked her on the back and were like, "Ha ha, I killed a bug."
I can't fight that face, though. Her grin is infectious.
Brittany Murphy
I really wish I liked or even understood this dress. She had a lot of presence and talent and it's just so sad that she died so young.
Perhaps... it's actually a chair cover?
Denise Richards and Patrick Muldoon
I forgot that these two dated after Starship Troopers. She looks completely regular, in an endearing way -- like, how many of us wore a version of that outfit to dinner with our parents, or something? -- and his pants are endearingly frumpy. In 1999, nobody knew.
However, I wish my hair did this. Sometimes I can close my eyes and pretend that it does.
Shannon Elizabeth
Oh, Shannon. You made your snood and your lace bra top and your pants all match fairly closely, and then you whiffed on the boots. They look green compared to them.
Mitzy Kapture
Remember Silk Stalkings?!? THIS IS SHE.
Laurie Sinclair
Laurie is apparently in this movie. She does not appear to have done another one. In the pantheon of life's regrets, I wonder if she ever looks back and wishes she hadn't burned her red-carpet appearance on what looks like a mylar Marilyn catsuit.
Dan Cortese
Oh, Dan Cortese, I just don't know. ... Actually, yes I do, it's bad. Those pants managed to have an iPad pocket a decade before iPads were invented.