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Dua Lipa in Dion Lee

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549bu) Dua Lipa 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

I also can't really tell if this is cobbled together from bondage gear, so it sems I have an all-around Dua Lipa blindness.

in Mugler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461553i) Dua Lipa 26th MTV EMA, Press Room, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

She then switched into some Muglers for the show. If this coat were to open, it would reveal a real labial wedgie. We're talking a high-cut 1980s jazzercise thighline, which is being hidden by this enormous bathrobe. If you think that's because she decided she didn't like it on her...

in more Mugler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10464749a) Dua Lipa, centre, performs during the European MTV Awards in Seville, Spain European MTV Awards 2019 Show, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

... that's doubtful, because she wore this "leotard" on-stage -- can it be a REAL leotard if it's just a bandage with leg holes? -- which is from the same collection.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461556bp) Dua Lipa 26th MTV EMA, Show, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

Wedgies ALL AROUND.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10459441o) Dua Lipa at Global House Dua Lipa out and about, London, UK - 29 Oct 2019

I guess not snapping your crotchless bodysuit DOES eliminate chafing issues.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (10459441b) Dua Lipa at Global House Dua Lipa out and about, London, UK - 29 Oct 2019

She loves that coat. She might not be wrong. But I cannot cosign this MADNESS where people tie shoes around their ankles. What bugs do people think are going to crawl up there?

Dua Lipa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10435719f) Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid out and about in New York, USA - 02 Oct 2019

I am often to be found in my track pants with a gilded corset that's crushing my mammaries into numb submission. 

in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Belen DIaz/DYDPPA/Shutterstock (10431754ba) New Ambassador of YSL Beaute, Dua Lipa Yves Saint Laurent 'Libre' Fragrance Party, Madrid, Spain - 30 Sep 2019 Wearing Saint Laurent

I wonder why the fashion line is Saint Laurent, but beauty is still YSL. No wonder I slip up sometimes and use the acronym in the wrong place. Anyway, this is obviously from before Dua dyed her hair, but I ALSO didn't recognize her at first with the bangs, so it's possible that I am the problem here.

It Turns Out I Have a Blind Spot for Blond Dua Lipa
Shrug.

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