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# Dude, Where's My Fug?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dude_wheres_my_fug110110-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-01T09:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-12-21T07:00:33.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Accessories to the Crime, Dialogues, Man Fugs, bad hair, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27, Demi Moore

DEMI MOORE: TOLDJA the stocking cap wasn't going to help your hair situation! [IT RARELY DOES](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2009/02/oscar%5Ffug%5Fcarpet%5Fphillip%5Fseymo.html). UP HIGH, KUTCHER!  
  
ASHTON KUTCHER: Leave me alone.  
  
DEMI: It's a good thing you're pretty cute to begin with. Or I might leave you for Justin Bieber. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Get it?  
  
![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/96172_106344219.jpg "PlusCity Charity Gala With Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher")

  
DEMI: Because he's so YOUNG.  
  
ASHTON: I get it, Demi.  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/96172_106345307.jpg "PlusCity Charity Gala With Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher")

  
DEMI: Oh, honey, snap out of it. Just tell everyone the hat [and the hair](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/10/well%5Fplayed%5Fdemiwtf%5Fashton102810.html) are for a role and then FIND A ROLE.  
  
ASHTON: You're kind of a genius. A pretty genius.  
  
DEMI; Never let it be said that I can't come up with a plan, baby.