Dudes In Suits: Oscars Edition

John Cho and Kerri Higuchi

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actors John Cho (L) and Kerri Higuchi attend the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

John and Kerri are such a good-looking couple; I love her dress. They are a very dreamy pair.

Mahershala Ali

SPEAKING OF DREAMY. Swoon.

Dev Patel and Anita Patel

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Dev Patel (L) and Anita Patel attend the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Speaking of swoony. (And Dev's mom, Anita, looks FANTASTIC as well.)

Riz Ahmed

Speaking of looking fantastic.

Chris Evans

There were QUITE a lot of very blue suits last night, which I profoundly appreciated. And speaking of profoundly appreciating things: CHRIS EVANS, LADYS AND GENTS.

Aldis Hodge

Aldis Hodge is also EXTREMELY handsome, and I appreciate his man jewelry; that pin is really cool.

Henry Mortensen and Viggo Mortensen

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actors Henry Mortensen (L) and Viggo Mortensen attend the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This photo just made me laugh. It ALSO made me laugh when Henry -- Viggo's son -- pulled a SUPER DOUBTFUL expression during the clip of Viggo they used when presenting Best Actor. I also enjoy Henry's manicure. I might love Henry.

Sunny Pawar

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE MUFFIN.

Pauletta Washington and Denzel Washington

Pauletta looks fantastic, I think; Denzel is always so handsome, but I think he's still wearing the Suits of the 90s, which are a little larger cut than Suits of the Now. I wish someone would get him into something a little slimmer. Not SLIM cut, but just a bit sleeker.

Barry Jenkins

I am contractually obligated to consistently note that I think Barry Jenkins is very handsome. It is a contract I made with myself.

Pharrell Williams and Mimi Valdes

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Producers Pharrell Williams (L) and Mimi Valdes attend the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This all seems about right.

Jharrel Jerome

I usually am neutral on the Black Shirt/White Blazer combo, but this looks really sharp on him.

Gael Garcia Bernal

Speaking of sharp.

Tarell Alvin McCraney

Tarell McCraney was one of the winning screenwriters for Moonlight -- with Barry Jenkins -- and gave a great speech (as writers are wont to do). But his snappy white suit was also a subject of much conversation at the Oscars party I attended. Everyone LOVED it.

Matt Damon

Even Matt Damon could not resist the lure of the blue suit.

Terrence Howard

I am going to quote Ira Madison III, one of the funniest people alive, on the subject of Terrence: "I hope Terrence Howard returns this bathrobe to the Best Western he's staying at." Exactly.

Dwayne Johnson and Lauren Hashian

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Dwayne Johnson (L) and Lauren Hashian attend the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

As regular readers know, I LOVE the Rock, but I do not think he should have cooked up those trousers with that particular blazer.

LaTanya Richardson and Samuel L. Jackson

Seriously, there was a run on blue blazers in Hollywood last week!

David Oyelowo

I think this blazer is lightly patterned in a slightly brocade-y way. He always looks great.

Trevante Rhodes, Alex R. Hibbert and Ashton Sanders

Moonlight has a very attractive cast. This picture looks like the cover of a novel I'd be interested in reading.

Ryan Gosling

And finally Ryan Gosling escaped from the wormhole that sent him back in time to prom, 1974.