Dudes of the 2019 Critics Choice Awards

Timothee Chalamet

Honestly, this is very cool, and exactly what I hope to be wearing when I am an extremely rich and chic 70 year-old woman who frequents art galleries and has taken a much younger lover.

Lakeith Stanfield

I plan to ALSO wear this, but I shall leave the hat at home, because it will ruin my $25,000 wig that finally gives me the Kate Middleton hair of my dreams.

Dan Levy

Ew, David!

That joke makes no sense if you don't watch Schitt's Creek, which you should, and in fact, it is not really accurate, as I think Dan Levy looks super handsome here!

Eugene Levy

Gee, there's no family resemblance THERE.

Darren Criss

Darren Criss, on the other hand, appears to be in costume as someone who spent the entire weekend watching Richard Gere movies.

Billy Porter

Showing Emma Stone how it's done.

Ken Jeong

I would believe it if it turned out that Ken Jeong has a side hustle performing lounge music at a steakhouse in Palm Springs. I might also go check that out, to be honest.

Brandon Victor Dixon

This is zingy!

Shameik Moore

Is his bow tie velvet? Either way, this is a very sharp look.

Stephan James

He is a very stylish man, but all of this looks a little too small, past the point of Intentionally Shrunken.

Justin Hartley

Is it weird that I am proud of Justin Hartley for hitting it big on a real primetime hit, after years of spending time watching him on soaps? I knew you when, Fox Crane!

Cody Fern

Cody Fern has very interesting taste -- that is not a euphemism, I think he's got a kind of amazing personal style. This is a jumpsuit, but I don't know that I like the one cropped side of the top bit. (I KNOW I don't like those shoes.)

Rami Malek

This is totally fine on him, but also sort of feels like he's taking a style breather between big events.

Ricky Martin

Is this brown? It fits him very well.

Topher Grace

"Welcome to this personal growth seminar that I am leading despite having zero experience in human psychology."

Allen Leech

"I, too, shall be speaking at this conference. You should probably know that I am vampire? Anyway, see you there."

Finn Wittrock

"Also me."

Bo Burnham

I have seen him at a lot of events this year -- he's the writer and director of Eighth Grade, and has accompanied Elise Fisher to basically everything -- and I have to admit that I did NOT expect this!

Joseph Mazzello

I admit, I'd like this jacket for my own self.

Cole Sprouse

I hope he is there to accept his award for special achievement in being able to seriously deliver lines about "Jingle Jangle" and "The Ghoulies" on Riverdale. Truly, he is a great actor. (I actually DO think he's very good on Riverdale but how much are they going to ask of him?!)

Richard Madden

Richard Madden sort of looks like the very handsome owner of a yacht circa 1852.

Spike Lee

GQ needs to do a closet tour of Spike Lee's blazer collection.

Taye Diggs

Taye Diggs hosted the Critics' Choice Awards, which I did not watch because I need to pace myself through awards season. It is comforting that he is as incredibly handsome as ever

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

I know you've already seen Emily Blunt, but I had no pictures of John Krasinski solo. He looks like the Love Boat's newest hire.

Richard E. Grant

Well! Who doesn't like a sassy, patriotic lining?

Harry Shum Jr.

This is so glam!

Edgar Ramirez

"Aw, shit. I got my Country Club luncheon suit and my Critics Choice Awards suit bags mixed up. Well, I hope the guys at the golf club are ready for me to go REAL FORMAL."

Winston Duke

Winston Duke was representing for Black Panther, and I respect him for doing it in velvet.

Kris Bowers, Mahershala Ali

Mahershala Ali did not walk the red carpet -- I suspect he is tired of answering questions about Green Book, for which I suspect he will also win the Oscar. I'm sorry I don't have a full-length shot of his suit, because it is SUPER. (Kris Bowers is the movie's composer and the person who did the piano playing for it, and I think it's great that Mahershala brought him up, too.)