Billy Porter in Christian Siriano

I mean, this is extremely major. This awards season had a LOT more fluidity when it came to a demarcation between men's wear and women's wear than we've ever seen, and I'm here for it. I think everyone looks more interesting. This was gutsy, and dramatic, and he looks great in it.

Jessica Oyelowo, David Oyelowo

For my money, the Oyelowos are one of Hollywood's best-dressed couples. I have some concerns about David's pants?

Stefan James

This is VERY WELL DONE.

Chris Evans

I mean...hello, lover.

Diego Luna

We're ALWAYS here for a good thumbs-up.

Mark Ronson

One of you emailed us recently -- and I think I still owe you a response! -- to let us know that you're in love with Mark Ronson now and would like to see more him. Dear reader, this is for you!

Pharrell Williams and Helen Lasichanh

Helen looks extremely chic. Pharrell looks like a Boy Scout who had a creative long weekend.

Winston Duke, Michael B. Jordan

And THIS is the photo that lead to me Googling, "how tall is Winston Duke?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"  Friends: This handsome man is a 6'5" graduate of Yale. Please tell me where to line up. (Also, obviously, MBJ is likewise beaucoup dreamy.)

Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet in Fendi

Also, I KNEW Jason Momoa was tall, but somehow I didn't realize how tall until....just this second. I love him for wearing a velvet mauve tux to this thing.

Trevor Noah

I will say that I think a lot of men did opt for the Classic Tux for the Oscars -- I suppose it's fair that the Oscars would be the Classic Tux night.

James McAvoy

James McAvoy: Now a silver fox

Brian Tyree Henry

"Hello. I'm here to talk to you about my shawl collar."

Spike Lee

This is classic Spike Lee, and it works on him beautifully. (His speech was also terrific.)

Gwilyn Lee, Allen Leech, Joseph Mazzello and Ben Hardy

"Hello! Other people were in Bohemian Rhapsody than Rami Malek! Ask one of us about Downton Abbey! Any one of us, we're all big fans!"

Nicholas Hoult and Joe Alwyn

This is an unusually snazzy suit on Nick Hoult! (It's Dior, and I think he wears it well.) Joe looks totally dapper, and my favorite part of his chat with Seacrest on the red carpet was when Ryan was clearly VERY much trying to get him to talk about Taylor Swift and Joe was just NOT HAVING IT.

Samuel L. Jackson

"Is my suit grey? Is it green? Discuss amongst yourselves!"

Giada Colagrande, Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe looks very Willem Dafoeian.

Adam Lambert

And Adam Lambert looked very Adam Lambertian. (I enjoyed the opening number with him and Queen, actually. Who needs a host?)

Tom Morello

Hello, this is when I learned that apparently I never knew what Tom Morello actually looked like. Is it possible that I never...looked at Rage Against The Machine?

Terry Crews and Rebecca King Crews

TERRY GOT THE FASHION HARNESS.

Henry Golding

HELLO HANDSOME.

Viggo Mortensen

Does this suit seem too oversized for Viggo?

Christian Bale, Sibi Blazic

"I'm Christian Bale and I didn't iron my suit and also I just installed a low-flow shower head. Ask me anything!"

Paul Rudd

So, I truly do think we're getting to the point where someone needs to investigate whether or not Paul Rudd is a vampire.

Sam Elliott and Katharine Ross

I forgot they were married! It's been over 30 years. (This picture, however, is truly for my mother, who has a crush on Sam.)

Javier Bardem

Sure! I'm never going to turn down a little Javier Bardem.

Joanne Tucker, Adam Driver

Sure! This works! Why not?

Amatus Sami-Karim, Mahershala Ali

I would be interested in an HBO series about these two attractive people! (For those wondering, and please correct me if I'm wrong, I believe Mahershala's hat is associated with Ahmadiyya, the Islamic revival movement which is his faith.)

Olivia Grant, Richard E. Grant

I don't know why I'm not best friends with Richard E. Grant. That's my goal for the rest of the year.

Annamarie Tendler, John Mulaney

(a) This blazer seems SNAZZIER than I expected from John Mulaney, and (b) This is the best opportunity for me to note that Mulaney has a bit in his latest stand-up act that is COUPLES GOALS for me. He says: "I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much." I FELT SEEN.

Rami Malek

Rami went VERY Classic Tuxedo for his winning night.

Chadwick Boseman

THIS COAT HAS A TRAIN. He is SO good at this.

The Dudes of the Oscars Brought It

God bless 'em.