
For one moment, I thought Sam was wearing a Tuxedo Jumpsuit, which, designers? DO NOT MAKE THAT A THING. He's currently filming a movie set during The Blitz, which is why when I saw that mustache I said, "SOMEONE is making a period piece."

Oliver here is a model and WOW IS HE GOOD-LOOKING.

This is so subtle. So understated. So ANTM Salutes Jay Manuel.

Very classy, Sam Smith, although I think you're doing Short Tux Pants, they have to be tighter. THESE ARE NITPICKS.

I salute Samuel L. Jackson's refusal to be boring. Also his Twitter feed, which is both foul-mouthed and delightful. To wit, recently: " Louis 17th died in that prison on the hill. The town is Mad Quaint!! @ Piazza Porto Azzurro " and "Portofino is actually one word, so all you Geogrophiles Chill!! Just having Sooooooo much Fun!!" Also, he's THE BEST during the Olympics. He watches EVERYTHING and will tweet things like, "FUCK YEAH USA CURLING!!!" He ALSO is always shouting out people who've helped him and who he's met -- he's the best.

Okay. I love him. But did Paul Rudd's tux shrink on the way over to London?

This suit, on the other hand, is perfection.

And he looks, deliciously, as if he's about to tie you to the train tracks. And you might just let him.

"When in London, wear your British outfit! Mine is three-piece and tweedy and SHIT I FORGOT THE HAT. Well. Whatever. Close enough."

Is his collar wrong? What's happening in Neckville today?

HELLO. It IS you that I am looking for!
