Chadwick Boseman in Off White
This is the label of the moment, although I am crabbily hard-pressed to see why. The suit IS from the Impressionism collection, which makes sense because it's so evocative of a Monet, but... it's a LOT and it's only through the miracle of Chadwick's Chadwickness that it doesn't veer into absurdity.
Winston Duke in Nike
That is the most elaborate, formal tracksuit I have ever seen.
Keiynan Lonsdale in Who Cares Why Not
Through his Instagram, I found that this -- or at least the headpiece -- is from an Etsy shop of festival-wear run by a dude who liked unusual stuff and decided that "Who cares, why not?" was a sort of motto. This is going ALL IN on that, and I appreciate the depth of his commitment to looking like a soothsayer from another galaxy. Also, his coat is legitimately beautiful.
Hart Denton
Hart is from Riverdale this past season (hopefully not forever, because his character was terrible), and his blazer reminds me of something you would see under a microscope if you were, say, studying DNA evidence in a murder at Anna Wintour's house.
Brandon Flynn
Brandon was in 13 Reasons Why (great, at least in season one) and Rise (HIDEOUS; he was one of the only people I liked on it though) and FUN FACT he's dating the singer Sam Smith. This is, to me, a more successful version of the look on the previous slide.
Daniel Levy
Daniel is Eugene Levy's son, and if you didn't know it or see it before, you TOTALLY will now. Are his pants meant to look like he spilled something small on his crotch?
Michael B. Jordan in DSquared2
I might like this better without the zippers, although my suspicion is that the jacket is also a smidge small.
Christian Navarro
His part of 13 Reasons Why S1 (I haven't watched S2 yet; I don't know if I want to because it was so unnecessary) never really worked for me, but he wasn't bad IN that part, so... live and let live. I appreciate the purple suit. Prince would have approved.
Finn Wolfhard, Noah Schnapp, Sadie Sink and Gaten Matarazzo
I love watching these kids have fun with fashion, but for real, is Noah wearing a filmy blouse over a tank top? CAN WE NOT DO TRANSPARENCIES ON DUDES? GIVE US THIS ONE PLACE OF REST, PLEASE.
Chosen Jacobs
Chosen was in It. His skort was in Not.
Kyrie Irving
Well, I don't bless the proportions of the pants, but I DO thank him for choosing a wacky pair of socks.
Miles Heizer
For a second I was like, "Oh, right, of course, he's dressing in keeping with his job on Stranger Things." Except he's not on Stranger Things; he's on 13 Reasons Why. So now I'm just vexed.
G-Eazy, Halsey
He looks quite good in that, and she is perhaps already regretting this very loose interpretation of "get dressed."
Chris Pratt
Ugh. Ths outfit does not work, and he just worked my nerves in Us Weekly with a quote about how his 5-year old son referred to a fish as a "f*cking pussy," like it was hilarious. I would not be thrilled by my children deploying an f-bomb, but whatever, I'm sure I've said it without realizing they were nearby. However, I would be ENRAGED AND MORTIFIED if they called something a pussy, because that's some macho bullshit for one thing, but also because it would mean they'd picked it up from somewhere near me and THAT would be super upsetting. Chris, who is dropping the word "pussy" around your kid, dude?!? Hopefully Anna Faris will shut that one down.
Justin Prentice
I think I have only ever seen him play a jerk on TV so far, so it's a jolt to see him looking so pleasant and cool.
Dacre Montgomery
Y'all know how much I disliked him on Stranger Things, and his red carpet mien is no better -- and seems kind of sincere, whereas you can argue the other character is parody. However, his ladyfriend looks so absurd that I think even Kim Kardashian just felt a pang of embarrassment for her.
Dylan Minnette
I have no idea why Dylan is sucking up to Jurassic Park, a movie that came out a very long time ago and a franchise he has not appeared in, but... it's a choice. Surely he doesn't want tickets to the new one THAT badly.