The Chainsmokers

The classic joke about The Chainsmokers is that they're just two random white dudes that are impossible to tell about from any other two random white dudes and THIS IS TRUE. They could run me over with the Range Rover that they can't afford and I'd be like, "I don't know who did it. Two generic looking white dudes." 

Eudoxie Mbouguiengue and Ludacris

Luda! He looks super handsome in this suit. More men should try this forest green; it's unusual but still classic.

Rory Kramer

Yes, this suit is made of fabric that looks like McDonald's wrappers. Now I'm hungry.

Rose Burgundy (L) and Hazel-E

I really wish Hazel-E would turn to face the camera, because I need more info about his ensemble. It feels vaguely Game of Thrones.

Quavo (of Migos)

"Let's see. I'm wearing pants. Got my jacket. I have all my jewelry. I'm wearing shoes. Why do I feel like I forgot something? Gosh, it's breezy in here. Well. Anyway. Have a great one!"

Pete Nappi, Ethan Thompson, and Samantha Ronson of Ocean Park Standoff

Overheard at my apartment: "I'm so old. I don't know who any of these people are. Let's see. This is Pete Nappi, Ethan Thompson, and Samantha Ronson of Ocean Park Standoff. SAMANTHA RONSON! I know that one!"

In Real Life

These sweet fetuses won Boy Band, the competition show that Rita Ora hosted on ABC over the summer, and two of them were born IN THIS CENTURY. 

KYLE

I don't know who you are, KYLE, but this suit is awesome and I like your shoes. (He has a song out with Lil' Yachty called "iSpy" and all I know is that there is a line in that song that says, "all my bitches come in pairs like balls in my nutsack" so I don't think it's for me.)

Kodak Black

This is a sweet track suit/shoes combo.

PRETTYMUCH

These dudes comprise Simon Cowell's latest effort and they do not have a Wikipedia page. But this IS a great picture. I'm just happy that teens who are into dudes have a new wave of boy bands to obsess over.

Jay Versace

This kid is a Vine/Snapchat/Insta star and generally we don't cover the social media stars, but I had to make an exception because this outfit rocks.

Keyshia Ka'Oir (L) and Gucci Mane

I just want to note that Gucci Mane and I have the same blazer!

Daps

This whole look is very chic.

Kendrick Lamar, DJ Khaled, and baby Asahd

I mean OBVIOUSLY Asahd wins this one!

Billy Ray Cyrus (L) and Noah Cyrus

Noah is serving some Yoko Ono realness and -- in the grand tradition of Cyrus women -- has forgotten her pants. Billy Ray looks, in his own grand tradition, like he's just back from wine-tasting with the girls.

Why Don't We

I don't know who these baby children are, but I'd wear a few of these blouses, I can tell you that much.

Machine Gun Kelly

I'd also FULLY wear this jacket. (I'm most familiar with Machine Gun Kelly from the role he played in Beyond The Lights, in which he is actually pretty good, FYI.)

DNCE

The MAN HAIR CHOICES here are INSANE. Also: Joe Jonas looks just like my best friend's Dad circa 1981. It's uncanny.

Khalid

Compared to DNCE, this is so the way to go. He looks so much cooler and way less likely to pull a muscle from trying too hard.

Drake Bell

Because I know some people care about him. Here you go! I'm a giver!

Hugo Gloss

Sure! That's a cool jacket.

Yo Gotti

"I heard it's the summer of velvet. Is that accurate?" Yes. Yes, it is.

Dudes of the VMAs

Dudes Wear Stuff!