Dudes Wore Things at the Billboard Awards

John Legend

John looks very chic and well turned out in this, if rather like he's about to welcome us to an evening on his yacht. (I mean, I WOULD HAPPILY GO.)

Jussie Smollett

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I appreciate that this photo makes it seem as if Jussie is about to break into a jovial dance -- or, at the very least, deploy jazz hands.

Ansel Elgort

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I feel like it might amuse you to know that our photo service captioned Ansel as "A GUEST."

Ludacris

Luda -- who hosted, with Vanessa Hudgens -- looks great in his classic tux.

BTS

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I don't totally know who these young men are, but I appreciate that they're bringing stripes, polka dots, AND a metallic shoe to the party.

Diddy

"I've just been reading a lot of Lonesome Dove lately, that's all."

Desiigner

I honestly often feel this way myself.

Machine Gun Kelly

I feel like this ensemble was designed to help the wearer better blend into someone's wallpaper and/or curtains.

Florida Georgia Line

Dude on the right is like, "I don't know either! I thought this was Coachella."

Diplo

It seems I've gone this long without actually knowing what Diplo's face looks like.

G Easy

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I'd honestly wear this blazer myself, you guys.

Jason Derulo

I would maybe NOT wear this one?

Josh Duhamel

I have no idea why Josh Duhamel was there, but I do want to know why Josh Duhamel is not currently appearing on a TV show, because it seems like he ought to be.

Drake

Good thing your outfit has extra pockets, Drake.

Blake Shelton

Blake Shelton IS Blake Shelton in The Blake Shelton Story

DJ Khaled

I love that bomber jacket, but there can be only one Terry Crews.

David Guetta

I SAID THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.