Dune in France

Zendaya in Alaia

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Zendaya Coleman attends the "Dune 2" Photocall at Shangri La Hotel on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

I think this is so effective on her. It looks like it was born on her. She looks like a gorgeous spiral binding. Is it missing jewelry?

One of these things is an iconic monument to human achievement and the other is the Eiffel Tower.

Austin Butler

This all seems right. I wonder how they decide just HOW high the spikes should go on a given day.

Timothee Chalamet in Bottega Veneta

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Timothee Chalamet attends the "Dune 2" Photocall at Shangri La Hotel on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

Josh Brolin apparently wrote a cringey poem about him, but Timmee looks like the one who has a notebook full of them in his trailer.

Lea Seydoux

This is cute and something I would have LOVED to wear to work in 2002, back when I had a job outside my house.

Rebecca Ferguson in Thom Browne

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Rebecca Ferguson attends the "Dune 2" Photocall at Shangri La Hotel on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

Socks over tights? She must have been cold. (We did occasionally do that in high school. I lived in Calgary. It WAS cold.)

Souhelia Yacoub

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Souheila Yacoub attends the "Dune 2" Photocall at Shangri La Hotel on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

She's making double denim look as good as can be expected.

Zendaya in custom Louis Vuitton

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Zendaya attends the "Dune 2" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I would love that skirt to sit like three inches higher. It's a STUNNING material, and the whole thing is the kind of deep fashion that Zendaya pulls off perfectly. I don't know if I like it, and I don't think it even matters, because of how good she looks in it.

Rebecca Ferguson in custom Givenchy

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Rebecca Ferguson attends the "Dune 2" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is custom, so... she... specifically wanted this. On purpose. I assume her mood board was Drunk, Dissatisfied Housewife Amy March Shows Up At Society Parties Slurring Rude Things About Laurie's Emotional Unavailability.

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Rebecca Ferguson, fashion detail, attends the "Dune 2" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I thought you might want a close-up. You can see the teeny little piece jutting out in the previous photo, which I THINK is helping distribute the weight so it doesn't need a heel? It's wacky. Those blocky platforms look like undecorated parade floats.

Lea Seydoux in custom Louis Vuitton

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Léa Seydoux attends the "Dune 2" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is SO glamorous -- the folks at Vuitton were busy, and to good effect.

Timothee Chalamet in Givenchy

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Timothée Chalamet attends the "Dune 2" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Is he wearing... a breastplate?

Josh Brolin

Josh will have some poetic thoughts about this.

Souheila Yacoub

I thought she was Sofia Boutella for a second. This would have been cuter with something other than hotpants.

Austin Butler in Louis Vuitton

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 12: Austin Butler attends the "Dune 2" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on February 12, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

"Yes, it IS like a suit cardigan! Hello from THE FUTURE."