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# DVF Hosted a Very Patterned Pre-Oscars Lunch
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/dvf-hosted-a-very-patterned-pre-oscars-lunch-03-2026/
- Published: 2026-03-12T14:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-12T00:47:06.000Z
- Description: And fairly A-list, at that.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, DVF, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31, Demi Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow

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It's funny to me that this event was posited as an "Academy Awards Luncheon For Female Nominees" but none of the actors present are currently nominated for an Oscar. If I were Demi Moore, I would have shown up and been like, "...where are they? Oh, ME? You mean...like ever? Oh. Okay!" Additionally, the pics all say, "expensive class reunion for an all-women's educational institution," and I am saying that as a person who attended an all girls high school who was just looking at photos from said school's alumni day. This is not a bad thing -- this event actually looks extremely pleasant and elegant -- it just sort of makes me chortle how much you could easily Photoshop a name tag on Goop that reads, "Gwyneth Paltrow, Class of 1990" and it would all make perfect sense.

###### \[Photos: Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for DVF\]