Dwyane Wade Party

Gabrielle Union (in Coperni) and Dwyane Wade (in Bottega Veneta pants)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marc Patrick/BFA.com/Shutterstock (14044012bd) Gabrielle Union, Dwyane Wade FWRD Hosts The Hall Of Fame Induction Celebration For Dwyane Wade, Chateau Marmont, Los Angeles, CA, California, United States - 06 Aug 2023

I just re-watched the SATC where Ron Rifkin hits on Carrie in the Vogue closet, and he's wearing Versace underpants. Dwyane Wade is also apparently wearing those underpants. Gabrielle looks fine -- I mean, she's Gabrielle Union, so there's that -- but she has SUCH interesting taste and this is... not that. Maybe she just needed a brain break from her interesting taste.

Chloe Bailey

If you zoom in on this outfit, you can see her flesh-tone string underpants. I would find that so distracting. I also think if you're gonna go with a dress like this, the miracle of it should be people not knowing what the underpinnings are, right?

Madison Bailey

This is like overcomplicated lingerie.

Shanina Shaik

Her bodice looks like angry eyes.

Coco Jones

I don't know about the color combo.

Eva Marcille

Eva looks very cool, and that purse is so cute with it.

Evan Ross

Usually I like pants and pointy boots, but I might have to rethink that.

Karrueche Tran

These seems a skosh short. I think it's partly because the style means it LOOKS like it might have just bunched up on her.

Rocky Barnes

I'm concerned that her pants came out the worse side of a duel.

Robin Thede

This is very pretty! And summery.

Queen Latifah and Tracee Ellis Ross

Meanwhile, I worry Queen La was sweltering. Actually Tracee's torso might ALSO have been one giant sweat stain underneath that thing. You know, TES ALSO has more interesting taste than this -- maybe the mandate for the evening was, "Keep it basic."