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# East Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/east-fug-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-27T19:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-28T18:07:03.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Psst, Patty:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/met_opera_arrivals_11_wenn5816436.jpg "met opera 2 260312")](https://gofugyourself.com/east-fug-03-2012/met-opera-2-260312?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

You're either really early, or really late for that Halloween party, but either way, please give your friend The Phantom my best. I hope living down there in the basement isn't wreaking havoc on his lumbago but, you know. He made his bed. Or his boat, as the case may be.