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Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder

Actor Johnny Depp and actress Winona Ryder arrive at the premiere of "Edward Scissorhands". This photo appears on page 89 in Frank Trapper's RED CARPET book. (Photo by Frank Trapper/Corbis via Getty Images)

You've seen this photo before, because I accidentally ran in it our Young Guns premiere post. Both of these people remain VERY beautiful here, although they both also look like they're MAYBE going to a really vague Halloween party.  Johnny Depp is a complicated celebrity in the current day, but he was IT in 1990.

Will Smith

Will Smith in Los Angeles, California (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Will Smith's leather jacket looks potentially amazing (and also like something I could see on Blanche Devereux).

Anthony Michael Hall

Anthony Michael Hall (Photo by Barry King/WireImage)

I feel like the other dude in this photo is having the same reaction we're ALL having -- namely, "WHAT is Anthony Michael Hall WEARING?!?!" He's also handing him a button that he seemingly popped. This is wild, and yet I really appreciate it.

Christopher Meloni

Christopher Meloni and Guest during "Edward Scissorhands" Los Angeles Premiere at Avco Theatre in Westwood, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I'm into EVERYTHING that Chris Meloni is serving right now. 

Tim Burton and Lisa Marie

Tim Burton and Lisa Marie during "Edward Scissorhands" Premiere in Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

I had to look up when Tim Burton and Lisa Marie broke up, and Wiki really delivered: "Marie met film director Tim Burton at Starbucks in New York on New Year's Eve in 1992, when she had just quit modeling for Calvin Klein, and Burton had been having difficulty in his four-year marriage. According to a Boston Herald article, they claimed to have bonded over mutually witnessing two UFO sightings in California. She was engaged to him from Valentine's Day 1993 to 2001 and appeared in small roles in most of his productions made during this time. Burton abruptly ended their relationship following the premiere of 2001's Planet of the Apes, which he directed. Marie had a small role in the film, while Burton's new girlfriend Helena Bonham Carter was one of its lead actresses. Marie responded in 2005 by holding an auction of personal belongings that Burton had left behind, much to his dismay." GOOD FOR HER!

Dianne Wiest

Dianne Wiest during "Edward Scissorhands" Los Angeles Premiere at Avco Theatre in Westwood, California, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

How great is Dianne Wiest's scissors brooch? So perfect for the event. (The rest of her rather looks like she's just come from the set of Law & Order, although she had not yet been cast on that show and it in fact had only JUST premiered at this point. DUN DUN!

Peter Scolari

Actor Peter Scolari attends the Edward Scissorhands Westwood Premiere on December 6, 1990 at Avco Center Cinemas in Westwood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Turns out I'm VERY attracted to 1990 Peter Scolari.

Judd Hirsh

Actor Judd Hirsch attends the 'Edward Scissorhands' Westwood Premiere on December 6, 1990 at Avco Center Cinemas in Westwood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Hey, it's Judd Hirsh!

Susanna Hoffs and Donovan Leitch

Musician Susanna Hoffs of The Bangles and Actor Donovan Leitch attend the 'Edward Scissorhands' Westwood Premiere on December 6, 1990 at Avco Center Cinemas in Westwood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

There is a 99% chance that I was wearing literally the exact same thing that Susanna Hoffs wore to this premiere when I saw this movie. (Her hair FOR SURE looked better than mine, though.)

Gary and Jake Busey

WESTWOOD, CA - DECEMBER 6: Actor Gary Busey and son Jake attend the "Edward Scissorhands" Westwood Premiere on December 6, 1990 at Avco Center Cinemas in Westwood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Does Jake Busey look vaguely like David Spade here?

Catherine O'Hara and husband Bo Welch

WESTWOOD,CA - DECEMBER 6: Actress Catherine O'Hara and husband Bo Welch attend the "Edward Scissorhands" Westwood Premiere on December 6, 1990 at Avco Center Cinemas in Westwood, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Moira Rose DOES NOT like this outfit, but how nice to see Catherine O'Hara out to celebrate Tim Burton and, of course, her erstwhile fictional stepdaughter Winona Ryder. These two similarly-coiffed lovebirds are still married!

The Premiere of Edward Scissorhands Brought Shiny Hair and Sharp Cheekbones
All normal hands, though.

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