Yes, it's SECRET PANTS!

And this is the first of MANY looks that I think Angelina Jolie will consider for her press duties for Maleficient 2: Maleficientier.

If Kruger weren't pregnant, she would totally turn up in this.

I want Chrissy Teigen to try this one.

I'm DYING to see this on Emma Stone but sadly, she is wed to Louis Vuitton.

This is fab.

The structural aspects of this are amazing.

VERY Angelina.

This could work on La Blanchett.

This is rad! I want Constance Wu to show up in this.

GORGEOUS.

Duchess Meghan DOES love this neckline....

I feel like Amy Adams has already ordered this.

I secretly love this. What if Selena Gomez really WENT FOR IT? Also, obvously, this would sing on Zendaya.

Taraji P Henson would rock this.

I mean, this one is for Jane Fonda.

This vaguely reminds me of that fab frock Rachel McAdams wore to the 2010 Oscars (which was Alberta Ferretti).

This is really neat, and requires someone who can carry off a lot of bells and whistles.   It's not Lupita's general style, but she would look AMAZING in it, and she can definitely go Full Princess. 

JENNIFER LOPEZ COME ON DOWN. (She would look SPECTACULAR in this, too.)

Obviously, I expect to see this on Princess Beatrice.

We Did Not Forget About Elie Saab!

We would never.