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# Elisafugta Canalis
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/elisafugta-canalis-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-16T21:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-16T19:24:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I know, I know. But we're still waiting for people to come out of their Olympics comas (god bless you, *Total Recall*, for your endless array of premieres). And so in the meantime I present Elisabetta Canalis.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/ffn_rij_hit_run_081412_50858744.jpg "Elisabetta Canalis")](https://gofugyourself.com/elisafugta-canalis-08-2012/hit-and-run-premieres-in-la-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The thing is, this isn't even necessarily inherently fugly. In fact, I think I would really love this if the top were fully lined. It's not even the cleav that's distracting, although I do feel sort of pervy when I look at it; no, it's that I can see her navel, which is almost always a terrible idea unless you are at the beach. Sigh. Don't let desperation ruin a perfectly cute minidress.

But really, this was all just a thin excuse to post this photo of her with her new boyfriend, Steve-O of *Jackass*.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/FFN_RIJ_HIT_RUN_081412_50858742.jpg "Elisabetta Canalis")](https://gofugyourself.com/elisafugta-canalis-08-2012/hit-and-run-premieres-in-la?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, maybe it's true love, but I just... Do we feel like these two have *ever* actually had a conversation of *any* kind?

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]