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# Eliza Fuglittle
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eliza-fuglittle-2-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-30T20:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Dear strenuously quirky UK recording artist Eliza Doolittle:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/97688pcn_eliza07.xml "Eliza Doolittle")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=821281&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

You never, ever want to wear a satin jumpsuit that can be described as, "Kind of like that Elizabeth Hurley safety-pin dress, only uglier and less tasteful."

Sincerely,

Heather

P.S. Please never again make me wonder if "buttock wrangler" is an actual position on your managerial team.

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