The Grey Goose Winter Ball

At first, obviously, I thought she was starkers under there. Well, we're all starkers under our clothes, but I thought she was AGGRESSIVELY STARKERS, not just regular old nakky.

Grey Goose Winter Ball - Arrivals

This photo obviously aided that theory, given that she seems to be using her purse as a panty-shield. Or a no-panties shield.

The Grey Goose Winter Ball

But then the choir of angels began to sing my favorite holiday song, "We Three Kings Of Flesh-Toned Spankies Are." Although, honestly, that song is NEVER out of season.

Eliza Fuglittle

British crackpot chanteuse Eliza Doolittle strikes again. Let's all quietly reflect upon how close this came to actual nudity and then give thanks we didn't land in Naked Town. [Photos: Getty and Splash.com]