I would like those without the platforms.
Smurfy.
It's nice to see these larger purses -- they almost look like pencil cases -- because I can more fully understand how everyone fits everything in there.
Her nails match her ring. Again: commitment to a look.
The thing is, these might look fine right when you get out of your limo, but once you're out and about for a while won't your feet swell up to ungodly proportions in front of our very eyes?
These seriously look like she made them out of silly string.
And then a tarantula mated with a leopard and birthed its spawn on the lady's crown.
Doorstops.
Sometimes the basics suffice.
Are cats hot right now? Does that mean Cats will be hot right now?
That purse looks like a large perfume bottle.
I don't know if any of us wanted to revisit these pants, but the sheer (literally) hideousness of the plastic shoes needed to be acknowledged.
It seems her kids learned about clouds this week in school.
I love a naughty little heel.
Shouldn't there be goldfish swimming around in there?
The clutch is cute, but the nail polish looks like a fungus.
I just realized I forgot to feature her outfit. So here's that. It's interior decor, not clothes. But her purse is SO pleasantly retro.
I gave these shoes a hard time in the post that included the rest of her outfit, and actually they're not awful, but they had no place with that ensemble. So I'm not angry at them; now I just feel bad that their reputation was damaged.
Jewelry makes everything feel better.
You KNOW anyone who carries a clear Chanel purse is seriously bummed she can't put the stuff in there that she REALLY wants. Like some of the passed apps.
I cherish that Evil Eye ring. I don't know why. The purse doesn't seem to be doing anything but censor this photo, which... actually, thanks, purse.