Ellie Goulding
I think we need to send Ellie Goulding to rehab for being a Sheersaholic. Aside from the fact that the rest of the jumpsuit fits poorly and looks horrible on her, the starry windows along the side just look like the see-through hideous version of a child's bedroom ceiling.
Rita Ora in Marchesa
This just came down the runway, basically exactly as it looks here. Sometimes I don't mind this on her, and then my brain starts picking at it: The top looks a bit like a cable-knit sweater in a way that I appreciate, but it also does, from this angle, wipe out her chest and/or make it look like it's lower than I think it actually is. So it's not really embracing or enhancing her shape up top, and the tulle cloud on the bottom is stumpifying, a bit, and... I don't know, this should feel light and airy and instead it seems sort of heavy and thick to me.
Samantha Barks
Holy cats, look at her tiny waist. That's Dita Von Teese stuff right there.
Lara Pulver
This is CRAZY and LOUD and HAVE YOU SNIFFED SOME GLUE TODAY?!? and yet I kind of love it. Am I wrong?
Olga Kurylenko
Whatever was between the shoes and the hideous hair never stood a chance. You're not a little teapot, kid. Don't wear a handle.
Poppy Delevingne
This is all right, but I wish the skirt were knee-length, or at least a little shorter. I like a little mustard, but that's TOO much dijon for my needs.
Lily Allen
The blue-tipped bangs are a little silly, but that dress looks great on her -- simple but still unique. Hurrah for her.
Karolina Kurkova
What you don't know is, this was a perfectly normal sequined dress until she ran through a gauntlet where people shot her with cheap hair extensions. (Also, is that a zipper across her crotch? Is that like a sobriety test for her suitors? The sober ones, of course, realizing they don't need to engage with it at all because she's wearing a skirt.)
Chloe Norgaard
A mauling on the disco safari.
Cara Delevingne
Ugh, take off your robe and put on a real outfit.
Gwendolyn Christie
I feel like 90 percent of her outfits are LBDs that are too L.
Jourdan Dunn
That's cool. But it also reminds me of the time we saw Kat Graham's underwear at The Blonds at Fashion Week, because she was wearing a tiny skirt and then sat down and, well, there was nothing to help her.
Pharrell Williams
Not that long ago he was ONLY wearing shorts with letters on the crotch. So I appreciate any efforts he makes to be snazzy.
Suki Waterhouse
I haven't found anything to latch onto yet, with her (other than her dating Bradley Cooper), and this outfit is doing nothing to change that.
Kylie Minogue
I appreciate Kylie for keeping it classy, but at least stick some exciting shoes with this, girl. Give us some spice.
Tinie Tempeh
Hello, sir. Groovy duds. I look forward to you. That's it. I just look forward to you.