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Storm Reid in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384av) Storm Reid Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

She looks hip and cool and exactly right; Ralph did at least stick this landing.

Jameela Jamil in Azzaro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384ev) Jameela Jamil Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

This is good. She LOVES a suit; I wonder if it's because Tahani spent all of her afterlife in dresses and she's tired of them.

Lake Bell in Monse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384bv) Lake Bell Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

This is HILARIOUS. She looks like a ringmaster's lampshade.

Madelaine Petsch in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384t) Madelaine Petsch Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

And this feels like she bought it at the jazziest store in all of Naples, Florida. It might even have been called Jazzy.

Annabelle Wallis in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384ak) Annabelle Wallis Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

I guarantee at LEAST one person is going to shoot her a quizzical look, wondering why she hasn't refilled their Champagne.

Rahne Jones

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384m) Rahne Jones Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

I wish I'd waited for a better photo of her, but I like this. She looks polished, but also mysterious, like she's going to spin around and toss that cape over her shoulder and disappear into the night -- after, of course, giving you some cryptic advice

Catherine O'Hara in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384bu) Catherine O'Hara Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

Why no Catherine O'Hara on the cover?!? JUSTICE FOR MOIRA.

Janet Mock in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/Shutterstock (10444334r) Janet Mock Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

Cool, but I just have to confirm that the very large bow ties always look silly to me.

Ben Platt

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10441203n) Ben Platt Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

By comparison, his looks so tiny. I am pleased he's worked out his pants problem on this day

Thomasin Mackenzie in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10441203p) Thomasin McKenzie Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

She's 19, and I wish her stylists had had a little more fun with this -- although clearly Ralph Lauren was dishing out a lot of the outfits, and maybe her team felt limited?

Bel Powley in Erdem

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (10444424aq) Bel Powley Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

Something about the propotions seems slightly off here, but at least she looks lively. 

Diane Lane

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384j) Diane Lane Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

This blouse is sadness.

Elizabeth Chambers in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10441203aq) Elizabeth Chambers Hammer Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

It's one of the better offerings, for sure. It also looks like it was very comfortable, like wearing PJs.

Hunter Schafer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10444384bt) Hunter Schafer Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

"But Heather," you're thinking. "You said this was a pants slideshow, and this is very clearly a potato sack with a fringe scarf."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10444420u) Hunter Schafer Elle Women in Hollywood, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

SURPRISE! It's worse than you thought.

Elle Women in Hollywood: Ralph Lauren Put a Lot of People in Pants
But there's one truly wackadoo Monse, at least.

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