Cynthia Erivo
It is incredible that she can still find the lens through all that STUFF. This also amusingly looks like an outfit she'd wear on her own. I might have... changed the crop or rearranged the skirt, because seeing only a bit of one leg is a little weird somehow?
I like this version better.
That cape is gorgeous. This is really evoking Erykah Badu for me.
Thank you for the detail, Elle, but I am missing her face from this.
Marc Jacobs is getting those shoes placed EVERYWHERE right now. This is an amusing picture, though -- it's actually one of my favorites.
Demi Moore
She looks lovely. Also, Kacey Musgraves could play her in a movie.
Again with the folding chairs and the "I'm on break while they refill the craft service table" vibes.
"Gotta STRETCH and stay limber while I wait!"
Mother has come to pick you up from the sleepover and is NOT amused that you can't find your laptop charger.
Julianne Moore and Tilda Swinton
These two look like they accidentally got SUPER drunk while waiting for the kitchen to remake their wrong food orders.
This shot is clearly in an empty old apartment, judging by the stove and the fact that she might be standing where a fridge should go. People are using that aesthetic a lot lately but not particularly effectively, and I don't get it here, either. It's like an outtake from the makeup trailer.
Pose by Jessica Simpson.
"YOU ARE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHERE THEY MADE DEMI SIT."
Ooh, congrats to Tilda for finding an actual comfortable chair.
I'm bored, y'all. So is she.
"Not THIS shit again."
Mikey Madison
And who did this to Mikey? It's such an amorphous pose, and she looks like she's squinting into the sun. It's terrible lighting.
The next two photos are also from the exact same angle, so they feel repetitive.
I can't even decide which one I prefer. They're the same picture.
At least this has some shape to it? They did her a little dirty here, though. They did a LOT of these people slightly dirty.
